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what KER-AZY stuff should i do?
all quite accurate and needed :(
pounding beats through the floor until 11pm, when it got very quite.
how considerate, eh?
and watch the havoc that will ensue.
what's your address?
the time honoured Risky Business impersonation needs to be checked off your Male to-do list
(nothing that splatters)
I didn't know she does that!
to myself for nearly 2 months over summer. I can't wait.
-Build a fort
-Invite a special lady friend around
- if the heat continues, probably.
- why? my FLAT is my fort. from it, i could snipe at people in the park opposite :D
- i'm actually going to try and avoid doing this, the only one who would come round is a mentalist and i'm not sure i want to encourage her.
Mental sex = Interesting
i don't think that was quite "interesting", just mental
Too London people centric for me
its brought up frequently, probably too frequently for guntrips liking, but i'm sure he laughs about it now... ahem.
so please go on
i 'scored' with someone on the last night of truck, who turned out to be kinda violent. i awoke the next morning to find a combination of bruises, bite marks and dried blood across my torso and down one of my arms.
after reading the first sentance
i'm just jealous that i can't have you for myself
you've never asked.
until the middle of some surprise sex
as i find that the funniest bit
according to the people camped around me, the only exchange that would take place between us was a near-constant cycle of:
"OWW! THAT HURTS!"
"YOU LOVE IT!!"
"...no i don't."
i doubt i'll be allowed to camp with the same people if i go this year :D
you were dominated.
for months at a time tells you they love you in the middle of it.
she said "if only you'd fall in love with me, everything would be ok".
wtf? seriously, WTF WOULD MAKE SOMEONE SAY THAT?!?
You know how to pick em
for years. i really don't understand it, especially considering that i'm a complete arse to her.
and I'll sell you a bridge in brooklyn.
as some complete arse once said
I won't give an example
I don't like to share that much
it was most offputting.
"You're much better than my ex in bed."
Err...thankyou for comparing us. I feel so flattered :-s
I think we have covered all the jokes now.
by 'team' I mean 'me'
Good work! I literally lasted three seconds my first time.
not the first time.
What do you think I am, a machine?
was a man?
junkplanet gig in your kitchen?
i like that idea..
Also, first ever Emo Daisies gig? I'll bring the glock.
you need to sort out a PA though.
alternatively, just invite me over for pizza and a fillem.
telling people to invite me to their houses: the new rock n roll?
im sure you do.
i moved in with a friend in january.
i cant even keep up with the housing arrangements of eople off of the internets.
i feel like i'm 14 or something.
um you should fill up the bath with water and let it over flow and turn the house into a swimmingpool and make sure you turn off the power first or it could turn into a daanger swimming pool
with the emo daises in support?
Go on, Pieces of Steve!
anything whilst naked is ace
plus, wanking anywhere you can
and super glue all their possessions to the ceiling in order to make the room 'upside down'
and drinking kopparberg?
i've been resisting downloading sim city recently but you pair don't let off the mentions...
my current city ROOLZ, half a million people, a profit of over $100,000 a year and this is while they keep moaning about a) polluted water, b) high taxes, c) oppressive policing and d) crowded public transport.
AND AND AND i've grid-systemed the entire city. it looks amazing, yo.
also lots of crappy food is required.
and have an orgy of drink, drugs and "just talking".
(also a sugestion for those with stairs and empty houses......put all the matresses of the house so that they cover all the stairs (and the wall at the bottom)
Then you can pretend to 'mountaineer' to the top, then when at the top you can throw yourself down em.
I'm so tempted to do this. Maybe after my exam on monday.
I should probably invite someone else round in case I die or something.
in just your pants is the best thing ever, i did it a while back