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don't laugh on public transport
i was reading a funny book on the bus this morning, and it was making me laugh. a lot.
in fact, at one point, i was on the verge of crying i was laughing so much.
i then i had to get off the bus. it was at this point that the seats next to me, in front of me and opposite me were all deserted. and a lot of people were standing up.
never laugh on the bus, kids. just sit and glower out the window like everyone else.