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walking home tonight, i saw a kid pick with the peel of an orange out of a channel and start playing with it.
it's the simple things in life that m...
im not sure this makes any sense. explain it to me please?
a kid? pick with the peel of an orange? out of a channel? what does that mean!?
makes no sense to me...
with orange peel?
there's nothing wrong with south london. daniel's just a oddity.
I like it.
but changed my mind. My grammar disagrees with my choice though, and thinks I should have gone with my initial idea.
Proof positive that no ship needs two captains.
the channel is the slopey bit at the side of the road, by the pavement, where drains and stuff are.
and, yes, top marks to alcxxk - remove the "with".
is the correct term. trust me, i work in the exciting world of Street Management.
die like a spaniel
don't need new-fangled toys, xboxes and wii gadgets and segamegadrives and all that ultra-modern malarkey. they're content with basic pleasures and their imaginations. not like spoiled north london brats. i refer you to this: http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1822210
there seems to be a Yummy Mummy sweeping up in the back garden of the next building.
in watching her, i realise my life has hit a new low.
Clearly should have moved to Lewisham :P
You coming Foxfest? - http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1815957#r1817574
would i want to move to lewisham? :P
tempted by foxfest, but not sure..
by merely using the phrase "yummy mummy".
p.s. artrocker tomorrowz?
what the hell is pickabart?
tarb pu kcip!
"Pick up Bart"
Milhouse, what have we told you about writing on the walls?! Go to your room!
Once I was walking from my flat to Vauxhall station, and there was a guy just standing there with his trousers down having a whazz into the road.
Lovely place, this.
you should try walking past fire on monday mornings at 8am. it's a "hoot"..
anecdote i've heard in a while :D
at my friends flat in stokey we once watched a kid playing with an old video player. he was pulling it by the lead and pretending it was a dog. all of a sudden is hands flew to his trousers and he started to wet himself, he pulled his trousers down and pee sprayed everywhere. he then ran around in a small circle for a while and then ran off with his 'dog'.
it was one of the most heartbreaking things I've seen.
you're admitting to spying a child taking a piss?
that's clearly where the heart of my story lay
he had named his VCRdog?
moved into Camberwell some years back.
On his first new trip to work, he supped his coffee, packed his bag, put his headphones on and opened his front door.
He was greeted by a tramp's ringpiece with half a poo sticking out. On his doorstep. Actually mid-log-off, pre-pinch.
"Hello world! Hello sky!" etc