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you beat me to it.
"Actual speeds will vary, depending on network traffic and sewer line conditions. Users with low-flow toilets may simultaneously experience a saving-the-environment glow and slower-data-speed blues."
that one is fantastic.
i like the old ones too
there are links to all their past april fools on the FAQ page, if you click on the 'which water providers are compatible' or whatever link