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i just wrote an email to someone whose surname was Hymen.
'I don't know, but I have eaten a lot of prawns recently'.
with our resident prawn hater.
I'll have a word though...
we genuinely had a guy called Ashley Cockhead.
Ufuk. he works with a girl called Ina
I just got a message on my phone from a number I don't know that says 'Barry says thank you for the dics'.
maybe it has something to do with your baby name suggestions?
Did I tell Barry I was going to call my kid dics?
got a message the other day telling Shaun that he was doing the rite thing n everythin wil work out ok xxxxxxxxxxx
so I hope Shaun is ok
my Cultural Analysis course was abbreviated to Cult Anal on my timetable.
the other day. I resisted the temptation to laugh loudly at him.
would be more appropriate
at work that there's a guy who works for Intel called Mister Fister. That made me chuckle.
but you get the idea.
he have a sister?
JUDEG B: DEFINE ME
but she disowned him because he dissed her.
the operating platform on her PC Windows Vista?
She'll give herself a blister.
one of them being "swingout"?
he'd probably try to enlist her
called work to make an insurance claim. Once Desmond Decker called in and another time a Mr Wu Hu.
wins, hands down. I might have to leave the office now, people are staring at me
at Mr Wu Hu.
when I had to confirm his name.
Mr Wu Hu that is.
Simon A. Theodore of Chipmunk & Co. Consultants LTD.
'Julian Cope 15 May at the Wedge. It will sell out'
Thank you whoever you are, I don't live in Portsmouth any more and I'm not sure I know who Julian Cope is....
boring but true!
met him once too!
What are you, the Six O'Clock news?
pretty cheap too
My Nigerian penfriend.
Anyone fancy buying me a pint?
I'm expecting £10m from a Nigerian prince to arrive in my bank account soon.
I'm a bastard.
i'm your dad
I bet you bought up loads of Betamax stuff when they stopped making them as well.
texted it, it's my Dad :)
Worst. Daughter. Ever.
but I shower them with love and affection when I do see them.
fancy a trip to Portsmouth everyone?
pick me up at 7pm yeah?
I've got a shopper, bring a cushion for your bum.
Bow down before me, for I have happened upon these names on my travels:
Richard Dick (a HEAD of department, no less)
Succulent Pong - which I still can't think about without giggling.
called fanny motel. I win.
is The Fanny Motel
and called it Fanny Motel.
i'm writing an email to edith bowman.
it's about her recycling collections.
He works out on the Marshes.
went to my school.