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why stumpy? that suggests it has legs missing, not extra ones.
Like the most ironic thing ever.
Owner Nicky Janaway, of Warrawee Duck Farm in the New Forest, Hampshire, said she was gobsmacked when she turned Stumpy over to check his sex.
"It was absolutely bizarre. I was thinking 'he's got too many legs' and I kept counting: One, two, three, four,'" she said.
someone from the new forest can count that high.
are extraordinarily beautiful.
Liking the snake's name. Not liking the duck's name. Stumpy? STUMPY? For fuck's sake.
are beyond fucked up.
I'd have called him TETRAPODUCK!!
Of course! I rescind my suggestion.
quack - quad.
It's nice to know that despite fighting for a renewal of its charter, the BBC still finds time to feature a nice old-fashioned bit of freaknews.
BBC: This Is What We Do.