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the threads on here today have an even more surreal quality than usual..
It's nasty... (sobering up)
and I don't have a key
sophia: no he isn't! he's lovely!
I've noticed a dip in quality.
in... i'll stop there.
talking about MATHS and PENDULUMS and not sleeping
this computer, the way i'm talking to you now. But i use more words like 'phase space' and 'basin boundary'.
sounds like masturbation. lol.
What I want to know is this: you know when you're looking out of, say, a bus window, and you can see both your reflected self AND the world outside, and then you can like zoom in between the two, like a fancy cameraman would - does that have it's own word? Or is it simply 'the ability to see two things at different depths if you focus in and out'.
I had great fun doing it yesterday. The woman standing behind me thought I was looking out at the buildings on the roadside, when in actual fact I was checking her out.
are we playing good judge/bad judge?
I was just trying to fit in.
I check people out all the time... it's called PERVING.
Is it called anything? Like, I could check my hair or something and then zoom out and see the cafe on the side of the road.
I'm going to call it ZOOMALANG.
rhymes with boomerang.
and it's like, a 'return visual' so fits in nicely with the theme of 'boomerang'..
I just zoomalanged the woman behind me in the office, via the computer screen. ZOOMALANG!
I'll work on it.
I can't zoomerlang anything as there is a lovely big window behind me and some coats.
BUT - if I look at the window, I can zoomerlang a bunch of books and my hands typing...
(oh dear - i think I need cheese on toast or something to that equivalent)
(11,232 - true story)
it's full of Northers and members of my extended family.
WORST. PROGRAMME. EVER.
That was the first night I've done it in ages - what a night to pick...
on five channels only. So it was the only option, although I did pick Mock The Week over Benidorm...
is ok, Frankie Boyle makes me LOL!
what happened after the party showdown bit?
Don't be dissing her, bitch.
She's hot. As is Allsopp. YOU FOOL.
on national TV!
the stupid! people! never listen to her!
heed her property, property advice! I'm leaving home and I'm ne-vuh gon-nuh come! back!
EVERYONE fancies Sarah Beeny
let's change all the houses in a road so the neighbours can argue about fences and I'll tell them to paint ehm pink and the men won't have it, but everything looks a bit better in the end program
paint your house pink?
who sits just over there was raving about who good that programme was. The funniest thing she's seen in a long time, apparently
that's all you need to know
It was utterly, utterly awful. And bear in mind, I'll watch Eastenders and The Bill quite happily, so my standards are very low. It had no redeeming features, and made me quite angry.
I'd forgotten about that. But still, the rest of it outweighed that fact.
the truth about food...amazing revelations like people are fat becuse they eat too much!
thus your discussion is boring me. BE MORE INTERESTING!
of 'How we feel about your threads', cartoon and sci-fi boy.
and to think, i used to RESPECT you.
Should I really eat one then? Really? Will I go back up in your estimation if I do?
bread! sugar! bread! sugar!
out butter and jam on
for the true butter bread with extra butter experience
i mean PUT
I bought hot cross buns last night..it's too early though really, isn't it?
and 12 for a pound..wows
cheese in them :D
also the cheese and hotcrossbun thing as suggested by brainlove last year
if you put then in the oven for a few minutes, the cheese melts and they get all crispy.
mmmmmm, i want croissants now...
and also, simon furman is a really good writer. omg!
but i can't be bothered to watch the really really old ones.
I HAVE A HORRIBLE HANGOVER ABOUT TO KICK IN.
i'm listening to the magik markers. it's not helping.
I just celebrated full moon a couple weeks ago in Thailand! It's confusing....
to bring some sense to the proceedings.