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i want one of these:
a cat that likes swimming and fetching things? brilliant!
"yeah, my cat's called turkish van. LOL, WHAT A FUNNY NAME"
but i have three turkish vans! LOL!"
get a turkish van! (barbecue sauce not included)"
Move out Simba*, i'm getting a new cat...
*I don't mean this, I love you Simmins if somehow you've mastered turning on the computer and surfing the internet, which would make you better than dad.
I want one of these:
...of calling their cat/pet by a series of annoying alternative names. Simba has to deal with Sims, Simmins, Simby, Tim, Timber, Timberland and some others, quiet how he manages to react to most of them is beyond me.
The dog's to stupid to understand anything other than 'Chan', being called Chance and all. Stupid dogs. Turner & Hooch is good isn't it? I like Tom Hanks.
Our cat is called William, so he/we have to suffer my dad going into the garden and shouting 'Willy'.
...can it fly? That'd be scary. It looks massive tho, I'd love it if my cat would hurry up and get fat and lay around the hosue all day, rather than prowling his vast territory and ignoring us unless he wants to eat or annoy the dog.
so he's become bob, short for bob fleming. HO HO HO.
Hillery cat is of Turkish Van stock. Incredibly long fluffy tail and complete lack of interest in anything other than eating and sleeping seem to be the biggest character traits
a mouse thing to play with it. The fat cunt will probably ignore it though.
those cats are WAY better than that cat.
you should adopt one from a rescue centre!
Or one with 3 legs.
Or feline aids or something.
It would need to be an indoors cat, you see.
that's the thing that always keeps me from adopting one. there's a CPL adoption centre near my flat, and they put posters in the front windows (all written in the first person to make them extra cutsey) and they're all "i need a big garden to play in!" and i'm like "THIS IS BLOODY LONDON! I JUST WANT A CAT TO HUG!" and then i go home sad and dejected.
I don't think I'm good enough to be an adoptive parent.
i'd leave with about 3 cats :'(
But they will have to not use CPL/RSPCA because they're Aussies and they don't like non-English residents.
Actually one of the other two housemates could get it I guess, but they're both MEGA busy.
catzzzz rule. MC Hammer liked cats.
but that doesn't make cats any less so. Rude nasty mean little creatures.
they're absolute bastards, just like we all are.
just comes up to me and bites me for no reason :(
Thunder Thunder! THUNDER!
bless it. whats it called?
She's called Amber.
And my other cat, Crystal:
as a cat.
WHAT A NAME.