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"help required. must be girl."
reading it made me shudder slightly.
used to be one of my favourite chat-up lines. It didn't work so well, but it was definitely a favourite
There's an offy there where the guy said to my girlfriend and her mate (when they were buying beer) "It makes you happy. Like a young boy peeing."
They left REAL quickly...
to that off license.
that place scares me.
actually, a LOT of kentish town scares me...
I don't even remember seeing a kebab shop there.
Kentish Town is scary. Kentish Town residents tend to use the mantra "at least we're not in Camden Town", which pretty much says all you need to know about the area.
I like Auntie Annie's, though.
you're near to camden, but not near enough that you get harassed by crack addicts on the street.
Kentish Town must be moving up in the world, then.
just drunks who talk to hedges.
that rhyming slang?
which does great lock-ins on occasion.
it looks scary.
pop from league of gents
'briiiiight eyes, burning like fiiire'
Gun Shop window: "Guns For Sale - No Licence Required"
two elements to that. One, how on earth can you sell guns without a licence without it being so illegal that you should perhaps consider not advertising it. And two, Guns For Sale? Its a bloody gun shop, thats a wasted line of text.
go and try and buy one!
They shouldn't really waste time with ANY text, they should just draw an image of someone being shot dead with a big thumbs up underneath it.
"barmaid searched. Possibility of a bedroom"
I mean, we'd expect that of you guys...Or something.
"Current job: being WRONG!"
"SALE! TODAY! FISH AND CHIP!"
This is the same store that has a sign saying...
"CCTV, Come in!"