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I miss the summer, sweaty scrots and all.
i love roast chestnuts.
no-one likes that.
you get too hot and everyone is tetchy. Also going anywhere is horrible; London is awful in the summer, people faint and die on the underground.
see them die, it's better that it happens in winter they don't decompose so quickly and it doesn't smell so bad.
but there are loads of ill old people infecting the supermarkets in winter with their old people flu and then you get old people flu and die also. which isn't good, because it hurts like when you sneeze and and a pineapple comes out
'it hurts like when you sneeze and and a pineapple comes out'
yeah but anyway old people are always projecting their illness onto society.
yes I win, 100 points to me, sweaty balls rule!!!
:( I win. you have to let me win.
I'm awesome like that
'cos i'm a girl. :)
i'm tempted to just throw in the towel right away, how on earth can that be response be beaten it's just so flawless even has a smiley thing and...
my god thats a brilliant point...
very patronising. if i do a crying icon, will you let me win then? i forgot what the argument was though.
i dunno, try and see, i doubt it though
I don't really like 'em.
I think we were in fact arguing about old people and them spreading more of their sickness in winter.
and they don't understand how to use the boiler anyway because they have arthritis which is a direct result of them being around in the winter of 1942 which was probably rather cold and then in the summer it's ok, because they can hunt deer easier, which keeps them out of trouble and they forget to get ill.
don't leave the house in winter, do they. they stay in, in a desperate attempt to save warmth. so they aren;t out to spread illness.
you can't let them starve or you imediately solve the pension crisis, so they must frequent the grossary stores with their finger licking and their sneezing and other bad things too
don't they. sorted. plus they can order in those fancy ready meals.
but if they can't use their boiler, how are they ever going to grasp the internet. my gran used to have conversations with Richard Whiteley every day at 4:30... and i don't really have a point
also you can swim in the sea in summer :p
ok then they don't necessarily use the internet, they have care workers and family to do the shopping for them.
i love going to the sea, haven't been to a beach in over 3 years. :( *deprived*
but no computer. So she goes to the bank and uses their computer.
One of many reasons why my nan is ace.
but i give up this is silly!
go to th beach in the summr, it is great, the sea is the best thing ever (of the things you can swim in). Yes.
is dirty. :(
it is nice on the gower, that's where i normally end up going, and it's massive too, so i don't need to hide my belly!
The Gower is lovely!
is it located?
west of Swansea, it has massive open sandy beaches and other welsh goodness
especially in winter when everyone else is moaning about the cold. Suckers!
a beer belly. I suppose a hot water bottle is a form of substitute for it.
you cant walk round town with hot water bottles taped to yourself, that would just be silly, or really clever, i'm actually not sure which anymore?
water bottle concealed under my coat. It would be a clever idea...except it would get cold and that would be nasty.
maybe on short journeys calling in at every available kettle for a wee top up and a cup of tea
what do you normally use? it has vastly superior heat capacity to water and less lime scale
just check at www.whatisthebestthingtofillyourhotwatrebottleupwith.com
but i'm too tired
it means 'high five', of course. :)
well yeah ^five