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i think it was yesterday in that stupid mighty boosh thread. SADNESS!
so, er, who wants to ask me a question?
but otherwise in high spirits. your fine self?
i.e. this post RIGHT here.
and do some dancing.
then put it on YouTube.
within six months, you'll be the new Star Wars Kid.
would you like a real question, about you?
i understand that you have long hair, much like the legendary Samson. Would you ever consider cutting it off? And what effect would this have on your powers?
i'm thinking about getting it trimmed tonight, actually.
but i wouldn't get it cut short as i don't like the way it makes me look.
so never fear.
straight hair / curly hair?
salted or sweet popcorn?
blue or green?
red or yellow?
tinsel - a godsend or a travesty?
fairy or star?
pacific or atlantic?
your opinion on scousers?
to dip in your tea - twix? or choc digestive?
1. i used to always want straight hair, but now i don't. so a little bit curly, i guess.
2. sweet. salted popcorn is evil.
5. green makes me think of hippies, yellow of vomit.
6. i LOVE tinsel. anyone at the barfly would've seen that.
7. star. fairies look a bit rubbish.
8. pacific, but probably for novelty value.
9. i met some scousers at a festival in the summer. they told me i was 'boss' for going all the way to cheshire for a tiny festival and gave me free strongbow. i liked them.
10. i don't drink tea, but i'm going for a chocolate digestive. abuse of twix is a serious crime.
10. milk chocolate, although white comes a close second.
It's frightening and confusing.
payscale confuses me)
15. What's your opinion of Herman the Tosser?
No you havent
I don't think so?
I dont know, maybe YOU'RE right? Is 'Dan' actually short for DANZIG!
my private bit?
whats your favourite body part belonging to christopher alcxxk?
whats your favourite memory of christopher alcxxk?
if you could do anything on a date with christopher alcxxk, what would it be?
what album should christopher alcxxk listen to on his way home from work today?
can you name 3 countries (not principalities) in which christopher alcxxk has lived? try! its fun!
who is christopher alcxxk's favourite DiSer?
if you want to substitute "danny dan guntrip" for "christopher alcxxk" you can, but only after answering the original question.
is CLEARLY your impressive knowledge of where the various babestation channels were located on sky.
and answer the rest of the questions bitch
hilarious freerangefrog quotes after last wednesday?
i was the drunk one this way. i made us get on the wrong nightbus and didn't realise it until it was speeding up chalk farm road towards hampstead :'(
not as bad as my getting tube to victoria when i clearly had to be in waterloo
i went 30 minutes in the wrong direction towards tottenham, instead of to waterloo...I blame everyone except myself.
although tbh she could probably do a lot worse.
I was only kidding so I'm not disappointed but..!
That's a really nice thing to say!
Given your US break you have done well!
i'd like to thank the people i'm supposed to be working for, who think i'm a racist and thus never give me any work.
probably that 'i hate the irish' tshirt you wear
how amazing was meeting me on a scale of 1-10?
i was sad because you didn't remember meeting me before :'(
i really don't remember, and i'm sure i would because you're so memorable!
and i don't remember that either. was it the october birthday one when 65dos played?
I might be the next one to 20K !