a short bald man at a cash point with someone who was clearly a male hooker. the hooker was trying to do a sexy dance. he was failing.
i also saw a man and a woman having an arguement, except they sounded like guests on jerry springer ("oh no you didn't!"). the woman kept trying to egg the guy into hitting her and he kept shouting "i ain't hittin' no elephant!".
i love this city :D