1) drinking vodka & red bull when you're really ill is a bad idea, as you'll end up throwing up orange goop. this will also sober you up quite, quite quickly.
2) attempting to watch air force one when sober is Not A Good Idea.
3) even if a film has harrison ford, richard fish from ally mcbeal and william dafoe in it, if it's based on a book by tom "i love america, me" clancy it'll still be appalling.
anyone else learn anything 'fun'?