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It's about time cutting and vigorous fisting was won back from the media tastemakers.
because I've got hundreds of friends clamouring at my door, begging me to grace them with my presence?
don't forget the donkey punch!
Or my personal favourite - the Angry Pirate.
a fine manoeuver indeed.
But they do make me giggle. Romance isn't dead.
During doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. (and hopes the woman doesn't die).
The Icy Mike
Take some faeces and freeze them, then she uses the frozen shit to masturbate with.
The Chilli Dog
It can have two meanings.
Either when you shit between their boobs and then get a tit wank.
A slang term for when a girl is giving you head and she chokes and vomits on your dick.
After recieving fellatio the man pulls his penis out of the woman's mouth and ejaculates all over face. Then he winds up and gives her a solid punch to the nose. When the nose bleeds it makes her face look like a frosted cherry danish.
A Hot Carl
Shitting on their jugs.
A Hot Pocket
crapping in their snatch
The Screaming Pelican
When fucking a girl on a beach, you take your dick out dip it in the sand then shove it up her arse, causing a very loud scream
Don't shoot the messenger. They just make me giggle. Who could take the thought of a cherry danish seriously?!
made me laugh.
am i sick?
look up tea bagging
How do you know this?
of cut and paste. I was told all of the above by a particularly porn-obsessed friend of mine.
I've received some wonderful post on certain occasions, let me tell you.
You have me sickeningly intrigued at what else you know.
Aroused, eh? You disgust me.
talk more about Cherry Danishes and Screaming Pelicans..It's so HOTT*
Mongolian Carwash (noun)
When a bunch of men stand around a table, then slide a woman down the table while ejaculating on her.
San Jose Slugger
Drug a midget (or little person) and position him or her to swing into the doorway once a person opens the door. After the foreplay, tell your partner you want to take the party (in the other room). Let them lead, and once they open the door and get struck by the knocked out midget, you pull your partner's pants down and begin banging her ass. The combo of an upside midget face and you banging her ass will knock her out, making your job easier.
oh bamos, bamos, bamos...
and we respect him for it
this is the website for you...
its like wikipedia. but donkeypunches, angry pirates, sandy pelican galore!
hours of laughs.
where he got them from, but I couldn't remember the link. Good work. Hours of giggling awaits.
Me? I'm off to try and hot pocket my assistant.
I'm thankful thats Bamos posted them though..now if any male asks me if i would like to try any, i shall know what to expect. Oh, and refuse.
sounds like it would be very difficult
You can do stretching exercises, I think. Need any help? ;)
Not something you could really do without prior negotiation.
"Can I have a favour?"
"It's sort of a... bedroom favour."
"I'd like to shit in your vagina during intercourse."
best get to the patent office quick