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i'm alone in my office, and one of the other monitors (that was on standby) has just switched on.
someone come hold me?
And you're scared? You've been single too long.
it switched on BY ITSELF.
i am on the other side of the room to it.
though. You can turn things on from twenty yards away.
I'm actually getting kinda hard just talking to you.
this is one of your more ingenius methods of getting someone to touch you
and the mouse got moved.
It's nothing really.
That tapping noise you're hearing isn't me typing this on the PC behind you while I get ready to slit your throat.
someone switched on their Office Vibratoriser. THANKS THEO!
That's what it is.
Though the 'Office Vibratoriser' is more commonly known as a big, heavy vehicle. :D
But I didn't want him to find that out, fool!
point. Every half-hour or so, the cunting bus driver parks at the stop outside our office for about two minutes. Now, I'm not averse to him picking up passangers, as that is his job, but I don't htink he quite realises how irritating that bloody vibrating his vehicle does ACTUALLY is. Grrr.
I love that image. It's beyond wrong...
Uncanny isn't it?