if he doesn't even know about can openers
What makes you think he doesn't know about can openers?
suggests he is using a bit of excessive force to get into the tins
in which he explains that the axe is for chopping wood, thus ruining the joke.
How old is his girlfriend!?
why? I have axes, firewood and a store of beans, yet you dont find people calling me a silly little man, I also have many candles and many other stuff (Im secretly hiding stuff in my mums house now)
yes, I know it was obvious, I couldn't resist!