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..have a wank to?
Makes me feel uncomforatable.
i like to hear when people are about...just in case they walk in on you or something...like that urban myth
on a porn film
Emily Gray has the sexiest voice in rock. Fact.
*gates of hell open*
Who is George Pringle??? Why is their so much about her (?) today? Is s/he worth investigating musically?
a thread asking where to start with George Pringle, that normally does it.
if you are wanking while listening to music it is very risky as someone may walk in, avoid earphones too, avoid wanking to music in general as its a bit strange
One Armed Scissor
"I can wank in 7/8 along to the mars volta"
It wasnt a very good joke.
give it a try and let us all know how you get on.
impossible to beat one of "to" music. It can't be done, not in my head anyway. I just end up listening to the song rather than imagining the "scenario" that is going to facilitate the money shot.
I have managed to have s*x though whilst "Elephant" was on in the background. I think this is maybe a bad thing for the White Stripes as it means I'm not listening to it, but on the plus side it also means that the music has an animalistic quality to it, which is all good and nice. The White Stripes make good s*x music so they do.
It took absolutely ages.
sorry that was a bit weird of me to say but i felt compelled to share it
vigorously hammer away, maybe letting out a guttural scream to fire you up a bit more.
vigourously hammer away, maybe letting out a big metal yeaaaaaaaaaah when you fire one off
3 Inches of Blood - Deadly Sinners
"I Am The One And Only" by Chesney Hawkes.
Or "All By Myself"
well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
Good for executing the impressive combo of speed-wanking and emotional response.