THIS SITE HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AND CLOSED.

Auditions are to be held in Aberdeen, Dundee, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Inverness and the Isle of Lewis. Why just Scotland we don't know - perhaps the success of that aforementioned Scottish pop titan is getting BMG's collective brain ticking over. (What's it been doing All This Time?) Or maybe it's just because every misguided fool in England and Wales has already tried out for a boy or girl band.

BMG's recruitment ad' reads: "We are looking for males aged 16-24 who are great singers, dancers and look good!" Insert your own joke about good-looking Scottish folk here...