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Type: Single Release date: 16/05/2005
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Liam: You've got to progress, but it doesn't mean to say you've got to go forward.
Noel: Eh?
Liam: You can progress sideways. Or backwards. I'm right. Tell me I'm not.
Noel: Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just gression.

So the brothers Gallagher wittily quipped in a 1994 press conference; but who knew they’d stick so rigidly to what they said. 10 years after the fantastic ‘...Morning Glory’ album, rather than sticking out a re-release, Oasis have decided to pull their socks up and release a new album. As the first single from forthcoming studio album No. 6 ‘Don’t Believe The Truth’, ’Lyla’ is also their first since the 90’s to have the old Oasis logo plastered on it’s cover, suggesting that it’s the band’s biggest return to the sound of their golden age. Gallagher the elder has talked it up as _“The Who...the poppiest thing we’ve done since 'Roll With It'...specifically designed for pogoing”_, but as with any N. Gallagher hyperbole (anyone remember Proud Mary?), it’s also a major, though not entirely unexpected, disappointment.

‘Lyla’ is no ‘Roll With It’ - hell, it’s no ‘Hindu Times’, but whereas that single had swagger and purpose, this one just plods; _“I’ve waited for a thousand years for you to come and blow me out my mind,”_ Liam sings in his trademark sneer, just before the predictably ‘anthemic’ chorus begins. With Noel cribbing chords from both his own ‘Hindu Times’ and his beloved Stone Roses‘I Am The Resurrection’, as well as penning his usual cliché-laden lyrics (“The star’s about to fall...heaven help me, catch me if I fall,” indeed), ‘Lyla’ sounds like an Oasis parody, or worse, an Oasis tribute band trying to write their own song. It’s their least interesting single since ‘Who Feels Love’, and if this is the most immediate thing on the album, they may have been better off reissuing ‘...Morning Glory’ after all. Now what was it you were saying about progress, Liam?

Oasis - Lyla

What an absolute humongous pile of rhinosarus turd this song is.

And they look like such dickheads in the video.
Probably, beacuse, they, like are.

Oasis - Lyla

One of their worst ever singles, simple as.

Oasis - Lyla

I love it. Quality rock'n'roll pop tune. Pounding drums, positive lyrics, joyous singalong chorus. Beats shite like the new Foo Fighters single into a cocked-hat. Sure-fire Number 1, as long as that bastard frog doesn't get in the way.

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At least they don't look like University Challenge students with angular haircuts, which makes a change these days. Loving Liam's Pillinger-esque sideys too.

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If Oasis were trying to be the 'cool' band of today surely they'd be making 80s synth-pop a la Killers/Bravery or post-punk a la Franz/Bloc Party. This single is about as uncool as you could get, and all the better for it. And Liam's interview in NME was funny as fuck.

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hmmmmm....... yes.... didn't you just nick that quote from your beloved Liam from the NME re: bloc Party?
eh?
eh?
tsk.

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The University Challenge bit was, yeah. Still a valid point though. Why do most new bands these days look like pseudo-dorks? Jarvis Cocker's innate geekiness was genuine, most of these new bands are just faking it.

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but Bloc Party DO look like University Challenege students.
whereas Oasis look like... turds.

I do enjoy a good Oasis interview though. I'd take out an NME subscription if they did them every week.

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I actually feel a bit sorry for Bloc Party now. I quite like some of their music but they should never have dissed Oasis in print. Once you provoke the wrath of Noel Gallagher you're in big trouble. Look what happened to Starsailor.

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To be fair, starsailer are/were utter shit.

Oasis should be dissed in print EVERY DAY. How the hell can Oasis critisise anyones image? They looked like tossers in the 90's, and still do now. Nice glasses. Cunt.

The Bloc Party album was great, at least Bloc Party have some ideas, the last idea Liam and Noel proably had was "oooh... I want a parka jacket."

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Starsailor had a couple of nice tunes. I liked Good Souls. The singer's voice become very grating after a while though. And he was a cock.

Oasis can criticise whoever they like, just as Bloc Party can. The difference is, when Bloc Party do it they're just pissing in the wind. No one cares. When Oasis do it NME sales go through the roof and humourless twats have a hissy fit. Cashback!

As for the Bloc Party album, it was alright in a sub-Franz Ferdinand, neo post-punk kind of way. As debut albums go, it was hardly in the Psychocandy, Stone Roses, Definitely Maybe league.

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Good lad.

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It's just staggeringly bad! When I heard it for the first time I couldn't quite believe it. It's lyrically appaling, even for oasis, and doesn't even contain one single, solitary hook. Whatever Noel says, not even he can think this will cut the mustard in 2005.

In fact, surely the bell now tolls for oasis? They should have split when half the band left in 1999, but if this is the best they can do for a comeback single after three years, isn't it time to call it a day? They made their solitary great record more than ten years ago, and since at least 1997 they've just been spoiling its memory.

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since when has anyone as trendy looking as bloc party been on university challenge?

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Anyone noticed the one user repeatedly sticking up for Oasis in this review, trying to make it look levelled out, between 'i like the song' and 'i don't like the song' comments?
as it happens, it's just a boring song. then again, i didn't even like early oasis, so i'm not likely to like this

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Thats true actually. The NME sold out in two days in the whole town.

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Seeing men well into their 30's do My Generation was a bit err... But Noel calling Woss a cockney cunt was funny.

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liams voice+a drone+that drum beat=SO inadvisable.
there is no feeling of propulsion AT ALL.

Oasis - Lyla

I quite like it actually. Not going to change the world, but what do you expect? Sounds quite Doves-y, and i prefer it to any of the singles from Heathen Chemistry for a start.

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Good thing you have't seen The Who do it, they're 60

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I listened to the Starsailor album for the first time in years last week and was pleasently surprised. Its not great or groundbreaking, but I was kind of expecting it to sound shit. And it didn't.

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Sounds Doves-y? TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH.

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I don't think, by this point, it's even possible to write Oasis off with one song. Write them off again with one more song, perhaps. I've never liked Oasis anyway and Lyla was far from about to change my mind or make me want to give them 'a chance'.

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