Ask yourself: How can such a shit track come from such a constipated sounding band?
Yes, yes ya'all, trapped turtle head rock is back! And this time it's dribbling like a balding oldie in a club full of underage girls.
Saliva are mates of Chad Nicklecrack - and with friends like that, who indeedy-doodles needs enemies? I bet they met playing a Pearl Jam tribute show back in the day... Picture that scene: hairy doooods, drinking outta kegs, shouting 'FUCK YEAH! Play Jeremy again!!' The caged-stage circled by air-punching. Heads get bashed against walls to ensure an encore. Then the week dragging home of some bitta trailer trash. This week it's Darlene. Then back to the truck for 30seconds of butt crack wriggling before entering a coma for a few hours, whilst poor Darlene tries to reclaim her Y-fronts and the family condom.
'Always' will probably "shift units" and them Sunny D suppin' kidz will lap up the Pub-rock Limp Bizkit b-sides. But anyone out there with a heart that's not wrapped in hate (think that's how the chorus went, had to turn it off shortly after), will throw some Laxatives in with their next Mortgage statement and other k-k-kraaaazzy stuff.
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