Kevin Blechdom - Eat My Heart Out

Review by John Brainlove

PLEASE HOLD BACK ON THIS - C.R "Eat Your Heart Out" is an album drowned in a surreal bontempi-cheese sound palette - ridiculous fanfare trills, nauseatingly fake electric piano, the cheapest electronic handclaps this side of Pete Waterman and more melodrama than you'd find in a week's worth of Family Affairs... so awful that you wanna tear the CD out of the player and throw it away, but so compulsive and catchy that it's just impossible.»