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[the intro]** Whatever way you look at it, Biffy Clyro have made their mark. People have an opinion on them but until recently, when ‘Questions and Answers’ danced into the charts at 23, they didn't have the commercial evidence to back up their fire-juggling, coal-walking vitality. Sloshed with intelligent musicality, they've inspired many a band and made the rock underground more accessible. So, album number two, what've we got 'ere then?

[the overview] Their angular, lottery ball-bumbling popcore is special. So special that it seeps from the heart and strides from the speakers like a swimsuit model; glistening, all hair flicking and perfect smiles. Elements of this on their debut ‘Blackened Sky’ existed, but a lot of the magic was lost under Chris Sheldon’s hazy production. Once again though, Sheldon’s at the desk. Fear not..

[the propaganda] This is an adventure into tidying up chaos. A hurricane hoovering up the crazy senseless world devoid of reason or reality. A tornado in a land where serpents chase regret, and ghosts put the boot in; where we’re dressed by monsters, fed useless needs by fat cats, and demons rummage noisily at 3am. There’s no real refuge to disappear into. No nothing. Only commercials, brands and excuses.

And then there is Simon Neil, sitting in the corner next to your stereo, translating Generation X. Rhyming, sighing, and fronting a three-piece screaming barbershop triplet (completed by the Johnston brothers), who rocket so far outta their souls they can barely balance.

[the guts]** You’ll have been teased by the chugga-chugga dih-dih doo-doo-doo-ooh post-freestylejazzrock-pop of ’The Ideal Height’, and transfixed by the half-Foos, half-Kyuss-pop of ’Toys, Toys, Toys, Choke, Toys, Toys, Toys’. That’s without mentioning the rampaging chainsaw-in-a-library, Kevin Smith soundtrackish, crowd bobbing ‘Questions and Answers’ which will leave you eternally out of breath. But what of the ten other tracks not previously singles? Well, in typical Biffy style, it’s a strangled mess of confusing angular car crash melodies with bones poking seemingly randomly from the bassy hum and the skin of the drums. Soft bits give way to barbaric screaming. And then back to sweet and innocent again. Schizo-Emo? Here's some bits about the choice tracks...

‘Liberate The Illiterate / A Mong Among Mingers’_ is another killer single in waiting... it’s got that alarm clock battling, dream-breaking urgency of Foos’ ‘This is A Call’ and the anthemics to get sweatband-adorning bodies filling rock-clubs again.

’A Day Of...' is an all-screaming Haydes-laced explosion of hand grenades and choir boys. It’s got the ‘KA-POW KA-POW’s and the rising ‘aaaah-ahhh-aaaahs’. It pulls your bowels and licks your face. Please don’t waste your time considering if it makes sense.

’When the Factions Fractured’ is an apocalyptic heartbreaker full of disturbing Justin Timberlake-y “Oohs” and “Uh-Uhs” skewed with whirring symphonies a washing machine noize, with filthy guitars set to dry rinse.

‘Diary of Always’ is a monotone Blues Brothers ballad, doused in sleepy pianos and dripped electronica. Lush. A view to the future of the Clyro?

[the honest conclusion]** A full dissecting deconstruction is not called for. Like getting it on, tipping the velvet, falling in love; the chase, the discovery and the rolling around gleefully fondling (the artwork) is part all of the experience and it ain’t for me to take that away.

‘The Vertigo of Bliss’ is everything you want it to be and more. Promise. Spread the love, instil it into the hearts of all you know, give it time, and enjoy.

P.S. There’s something else going on here and I don’t quite know if everyone’s prepared for it.

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so, did u like it then?

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uh-huh.. is that not clear?
i wrote about 6 versions of the review and none of them seemed to do it justice.
ended up sticking 'em all together.

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Sean, I think the review is fantastic. You obviously "get" Biffy & have done them justice. Thanks.

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I will purchase this album on the strength of this review.

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whoa, those random metaphors like, totally blew my mind.

or not....

why cant you just write a REVIEW? i don't need pseudo-poetry to tell me whether an album is good or not. they're the artists, you're the critic.

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Plus...
Boring "we wish we were american" run of the mill glaswegian indie rock does not deserve ANY credit.

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Don't bother.. the album is crap and a waste of time. Biffy Clyro went downhill since their first EP. Their live shows detiorated... they've become self indulgent, they've lost what made them special. I used to love them.. now I can't stand that band.

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Without those metaphors and poetry this review would read like any other you can find in the music press. Writing is art, whether it's strict prose or fancy words, and not every review needs to be a song-by-song factual account, that'd get too boring.
Lxx

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Boring? Like Biffy Clyro's music?

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>Boring? Like Biffy Clyro's music?

Howz about wasting our time and space being positive about music you do actually like? It's all too easy to hate and be a negative person, it takes maturity and restraint to sit back and realise every spec of humanity on the planet is different, people like/love/hate different things. Do something positive or piss in the wind. The decision, is yours..

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"It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate"

Indeed.

Still, Biffy Clyro are dreadfully dull. I really find no inspiration or joy in their music. Sorry. But the review was fine.

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"It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate"

Indeed.

Still, Biffy Clyro are dreadfully dull. I really find no inspiration or joy in their music. Sorry. But the review was fine.

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What isn't dull? What does blow your mind? Stop wasting space and time.. So what if you dont like them, there are over 7000 other articles on this site..

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Thank you :)

Hopefull the guys will like it too.

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Nah, theyre quality. Ever since i heard 57 i was hooked on them. Sean knows his bands!

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How can you call Biffy dull?
Have you heard the albums, have you been asleep a very long rime or did you just sit on your genitals and crush them????

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Dull is certainly not a word i would associate with 'the vertigo of bliss'.

Fair enough if you dont like it but its far from 'dull'.

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I'm so sorry. I'll only ever talk about the things I like.

So would you please shut up about with your rants about bands you dislike please. Yes, you do it too!

And no, they ARE dull.

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yep, very very cool review.

Might buy the record, but will it be as good as The Ataris, Brandtson, Benton Falls or Ambrose? Hmmmmmmmmm...........

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this album really aint crap....they've ,matured a lot in this album, maybe its due to having chris sheldon as a producer, but theyve matured anyway. the more dynamic soundscapes in Vertigo... give the band more vitality and the songs have more finese than those in Blackened...
they also havent lost any of their live energy - if anything, this album should boost their live.

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No you're completely wrong.

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It's dull as a black and white brick.

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Oh look sean's stopped replying. People should at least stand up to their hypocrisy.

Anyway this Sean guy likes bands like Reuben and Kinesis and shit like that no? You can't trust his taste obviously ;)

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I'm surprised so much space has been wasted on some sub-Idlewild nearly men who are destined to always be the support act to other bands who hogged all the talent?

It's uniformly dross, but with a few lush strings thrown in here and there to make it seem "maturer" than the equally tedious indy they pumped out last time around.

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Considering my favourite records of last year were Sigur Ros, Icarus Line and Bright Eyes; my favourite records of this year include Cat Power, Meanwhile Back in Communist Russia and yeah, Biffy Clyro; I think there's a bit more to my taste than a couple of bands we've supported, who bunged our logo on their live ads. Maybe you only like a couple of bands who fit to one style of things.

I do actually have better things to do than sit and argue on messageboards allday. if you don't like the band, you don't like the band, there's 7,000+ other articles on here to talk positively about. Unless your into Jazz or Extreme Death Metal.

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Right...so only you're allowed to voice negative opinions on music?

Y'know who are good though? Those Rocket From The Crypt boys, and The Rezillos, and Love As Laughter, and Enon, and The Strokes, and The Cramps, and The Donnas, and Add (N) To (X), and The Make Up and Dressy Bessy....

There y'go. Some positivity! Can I please, please say i dislike something now? Please...

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No-ones forcing you to like Biffy.
And we do have content on the site by most, if not all of these bands. Just for the record, like.

And i werent saying you can't slag stuff off.

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No matter how many talented and original bands you like, can it really make up for a love of Kinesis?

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Why isn't it dull? Because it has a fast distorted guitar on it? To me dull is something that is completely forgettable due to it's lack of oringinality. Like errr. Biffy Clyro!

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So I AM allowed to say i think they're shite?

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I can't believe I've STILL never heard them. My life is so fucking analogue it's practically clockwork.

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its a really strong second album too. Its def a grower, soemtimes a bit insane with all those key shifts and chord progressions. Buts thats the charm, ;)

go buy it if you havent heard it. Maybe it'l grow on you.

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personally i don't rate em at all. seen them live a coupla times [in big and small venues], had people raving at me about them since they emerged... and i've always thought they were somewhat heroic and fearless in their pursuit of blandness. to me they sound clumsy and plagiaristic. i don't get what it is about them that prompts this kinda love from people. but i guess it's there somewhere, or no-one'd give a shit about em in the first place.

x
gen

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mrrriiiaaaow.

my vitriol piss on biffy from a great great GREAT height. :p

*goes to bed*

x
gen

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My Vitriol were/are utterly awful. Horrible band. Biffy are ok, last single was decent.

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you were doing so well. until you mentioned biffy clyro.
and does anyone else really utterly HATE the name Biffy Clyro? Makes me shudder.

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Biffy are G R E A T.

My Vitriol are the second coming of N I R V A N A.

My Vitrill still have a record deal.

The last JJ72 album was better than Grace.

Yes. It's

All

True.

AX

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Ive seen biffy play about 3 or 4 times and ive seen my vitriol twice. MV were stunning the first time, it was really early on tho, they had only had a single out.The second time they were aweful and Som had a strop on stage.
Biffy on the other hand have developed quite nicely.
Tell you what is funny, their kids who pop tomorrow ep going on ebay for 150 smackers, now thats madness.

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No don't buy it. It's worthless crap.

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They both piss on other, and end up stinking like each others piss, because they're both shit (piss) bands.

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Nirvana were fucking awful

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What an excellent and well presented observation. Not! You should leave comments like that without justification or backup for bands who don't mean anything (such as Biffy Clyro), but not bands who's had many succesful records and proved they're not just a passing phase (like Biffy Clyro, who are boring and destined for nothing).

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well they may be worthless crap you you lot, you stick to whatever you thinks trendy at the min, im sure you got the haircuts to match.

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Stumbleline.

The song is stumbleline. So did you misspellll the name of the song when choosing your username?

Or do you think misssssppppelllliinggs like this are trendy?

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yeah theyr dead cool, word up. 2 spel like me is wikid.

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yeah theyr dead cool, word up. 2 spel like me is wikid.

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Well spotted, made a spelling error 3 yrs ago and its worked for me ever since.

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Geezer wrote:
<< The song is stumbleline. >>

If you mean the Pumpkins song, it's spelt stumbleine on the sleeve. :)

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... and if I drank coffee, I would realise I'm in a Biffy Clyro thread. *fetches a cup*

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You're right. See we both got it wrong.

DESTRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON (gotta stop listening to Alec Empire)

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oh, fuck off. nirvana were a horrible load of miserable sludge. just grow up

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overrated, certainly.

x
gen

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I should grow up? Look who's resorting to petty insults.

Bleach and In Utero are great albums, and Kurt Cobain's lyrics are very good.

Now go fuck your mother dick cheese.

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Liking stuff makes me happier than being angry and not liking stuff and I like very much The Vetigo Of Bliss. Any Problems?

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thats exactly how i feel. i couldnt really give a sheeeeeite what ppl think of biffy. I've liked em from the beginning and still do. The 'mink lungs' album 'i'll take it', is kind of a happy album, you heard that?

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I love Biffy. I really like the new album but I feel it doesn't have the depth of the first, I'm not into the additional instrumentation from other sources, the last album seemed to be.. rawer isn't a word so, more raw. It was just them and their 'emotion' I guess,

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i think biffy clyro r quite good, i first heard them on the incoming cd in kerrang. they dont do it anymore why not?

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Dreaming, you're an opinionated wanker who needs to get a life. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR POINT OF VIEW...

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after bothering to read all the vertigo of bliss comments it would appear that dreaming likes nirvana...and biffy when they sounded like nirvana...and probably charlie from busted, who also sounds like curt cobain
so now that biffy sound less like raw nirvana and more like biffy hes incapable of liking them

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Biffy Clyro are an amazing band. I feel sorry for people who dont like good music. I really fucking do.

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stunning album, all i have to say!

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Yeah really, this is the best album i have ever owned. And i own a lot.

You owe it to yourself to buy it if you have not done so already...

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Yeah i love it and listen to it all the time still....over a year after it was released.

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Why does this band exist?
It baffles me.

.

No YOU'RE completely wrong.

Knob

^

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