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Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

The mulleted short naked bloke, pulls clean cut ex-Neighbours fittie into his sordid world...

Why, this strange Har Mar Superstar matey blokey has been busy. He's recruited Holly Valance for two songs on his as-yet-untitled follow up to 'You Can Feel Me'; said tracks being called 'Body Request' and 'Back The Camel Up'.

Also, Har Mar has been helping out Australian singer-songwriter Ben Lee with his new Mixtape project in LA. Speaking on www.ben-lee.com, Ben posted these words about it:

"been hanging out in l.a. finishing up mixtape and getting ready to start my next solo record. we recorded with harmar superstar the other night for mixtape, singing a song called "you're delicious" and he totally blew me away. the guy is such a pro. and watching his performance through the glass to the vocal booth was as rad as hearing him. he has also been a very competent partner in crime for getting up to after-work shenanigans. its wierd. l.a. is kind of fun right now."

DiScuss: Why does no-one bother with capital letters these days? Do you know what other shenanigans Har Mar has been up to? Anyone heard the one about Holly Valance getting dropped?

Har Mar Gets Around

You gotta love Har Mar, i aint even sure if he's serious most the time. That tv ad he did recently was brilliant.
Proper funny.

Har Mar Gets Around

not sure people do bother with capital letters much tbh. i dont much cos Word auto-capitalises them but er, unfortunately this box doesnt! :(

(for the record; i'm doin a-level english language, not stupid just lazy)

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

Mr. Mar was pretty amusing in Starsky and Hutch too in the disco dance scene. Not too sure about his actual music though... Maybe he should change jobs!

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

What's to love about this guy? Seriously, it ain't funny, or cool, or whatever from what i've seen.

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I did that, a long time ago. We had to etch our essays back then. Glory days.

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'Anyone heard the one about Holly Valance getting dropped?'

In the style of her 'superb' adverts: Dial 0800 3271451. Thats 0800 G.E.T.A.J.O.B!!!

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

I sold Holly Valance a bottle of vodka once when I worked in oddbins... not that strange but true

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I agree. Heard his hype before Reading last year, not knowing what he was like at all, I went to see for myself. 2 minutes of my life were spent fighting my way out of the tent to strains of a song about wanking.

Neither funny or good music, strange thing is so many people seemed to like it. Or is it ironic like The Darkness? Oh, how I split my sides at them. Wankers

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You must be a genius then.

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

I've known about this for weeks. How come Popjustice gets their stories so much sooner than you guys?

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Mebbe 'cause DiS thinks before writing?

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You've known about what? Har Mar with Holly? Or Har Mar With Ben? If you're so high and mighty then maybe you should fucking become a news writer or something. Wanker.

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Whoops. Have to apologise. I comitted a common message board sin - posting whilst drunk. It should be outlawed.

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Are we not to post when pissed then? That's me bollocksed right up that is.

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Hehe. Yeah me too actually.

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

har mar needs to chill.

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

Well I used to think ahahah Har Mar, he's hilarious! Then I bought his album and it's probably the worst album I've ever bought, up there with Missy Elliot and Limp Bizkit. I hope he dies of heart disease, the fat fucker.

Har Mar Gets Around And Drags in Holly Valance

Worst album you've ever bought? Was that the second album you've ponied up money for, you fucking cheap skate? Downloading kids, we'll find you yet!

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