Noel Gallagher is facing a hefty fine (well, a grand is peanuts to him, isn't it) after he was snapped taking a stroll along a railway line.
A popular tabloid newspaper published a photograph of Gallagher walking from his hotel to a nearby studio in Cornwall. Unfortunately, the Oasis man decided to stroll along a railway line, which counts as trespassing in the eyes of the law. National Rail has reported Gallagher to the British Transport Police.
Inspector Kevin Marshall told the same tabloid: "...the danger is [that] children may copy what he's doing. If he is found to have broken a law he could face a fine of £1,000."
Kids, don't play on railway lines. That would make you almost as big a tw*t as Noel Gallagher.