Cotton claws another rock fella
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Lunchtime, almost: time for something trivial...
Fearne Cotton - telly presenter and MySpace 'friend' of DiS's own Sean Adams - has apparently bagged herself another rock 'n' roll man in the shape of The Kooks' Luke Pritchard. He's only 19. BAD FEARNE.
The Sun reckons the pair have been at it for the past six weeks, but spokesperson-types for Pritchard have stated that they're just good friends.
Cotton, of course, has no little history of dating men of rock: Green Day's Tre Cool and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets are past conquests.
The red-top 'paper quotes a source:
"It's early days but they get on like a house on fire and she will be in the front row at his gig on Monday (in London), that's for sure."
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loves the rock cock?
Only if you construct a rhyme around that phrase,
and include the phrase 'Tick Tock, ya don't stop'.
he always shags the annoying-but-gorgeous ones
unless it was someone else from the kooks knobbing katie melua. i doubt it - new NME bands only seem to have one nominated member each for this kind of story.
hahaha
the kooks, the fucking kooks, hahaha
more?
Tick Tock, you dont stop
rock cock and be bop
for fearne cotton
had johnny rotton...
someone else continue
don't forget
Fame Academy spuerstar and all-round knobhead Peter Brame
I'd fearne her cotton
Does that work?
..........
What makes it more annoying is that he is the size of a hobbit
yes
yes
i would hit it
like the fist of an angry god
well
i would. if she promised not to talk.
SRSLY wUd
Wasn't she fucking Ian from loZTprophetZ a bit ago?
I trust
others have seen her Myspace page, assuredly her own work going by the syntax on the blog?
Another week
Another man of rock for Fearne. She's cataching Courtney in the rock slag stakes.
And no she's not attractive, or a good tv presenter for that metter.
yeah
hot like herpes
This
made me laugh(from hecklerspray.com)
For those of you unfamiliar with this horrible little wretch, be filled in. This is a person who is indicative of EVERYTHING that is wrong in a human being. A mixture of a 6th form student who is so fashionable, they ache. Someone who is so hip to the lip, that they're basically willing to gag on the balls of anything that looks remotely popular. The kind of twattish idiot that will sport a Motorhead T-shirt even though they'd probably throw a penny to Lemmy if passed in the street. Obviously, wisdom says that if this happened, Lemmy would catch said coin in his mouth, create a reverse vortex in his mouth and spit it out at light speed and obliterate Cotton in a millisecond of bloody mess and flesh hanging from street signs. Fearne Cotton is quite simply, a fucking moron.
WUT???
he's 19 she's 21 is that really so wrong? MY BAAADDD...! x
YEP
SO SO SO WRONG
METAAAAAAAAL
I SUBSCRIBE TO HER BLOGS
THEY ARE AMAZING
21, 31.. whats the difference
she's still a paedo.
anyhow, i was told the lead singer went to pop music writing school and went out with katie melua when he was there
21?
Born September 1982, says Wikipedia, which is ALWAYS RIGHT.
Unless stephanie_zinone was just trying to invoke the third line of Stephen Malkmus' Jenny And The Ess-Dog.
Fearne
I read she was 23. She's really attractive I think. He's got nice hair-if it's real.
haha
Just remembered the time when Helen and I dragged Ferne Cotton to a DiS night at the Barfly and spent the rest of the night chatting about the pros and cons of sex with Colin.
Colin Murray.
I used to have to serve Fearne Cotton
all the time when I worked at HMV. She bought odd things.
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