The eNMEy have reported this shocking news. If it wasn't enough that Coldplay are signed to one of the biggest companies in the world and go on about Fair Trade through the utterly pathetic means of scribbling about it on their hands but they've done something terrible to make themselves seem that much cooler.
We're outraged to inform you that Chris Martin and Co. performed a cover of 'SVEFN - G - ENGLAR' by Sigur Rós whilst in Iceland recently.
Frankly, it's insulting and rude behaviour! We hate to think how his voice musta sounded. as he gurned and strummed some cheap-looking acoustic.
We can not confirm whether Martin left Iceland safely.
DiScuss: What are your top 5 ways of killing Chris Martin? What next, Coldplay covering Bon Jovi in the Bronx?