Rock action cometh to select towns this winter with the arrival of San Fran super-riffers The Fucking Champs. Seriously, take it from us: if you've not seen 'em, go. If you regret it in the morning - that ringing in your ears is not a bad thing - we'll buy you a pint. Well, if you can find us that is...
Again, if you're in any way fond of The Rock, and you've not witnessed the nine-string riff-o-rama of TFC in full amplified flight, DO IT. Buy tickets, lots of them, and party.
30th Liverpool Vines Ballroom (£5)
1st Leeds Brundel Social Club (£5)
4th Camber Sands Pontins ATP Nightmare Before Christmas
5th Edinburgh Cabaret Voltaire (£9.50)
6th Birmingham Jug of Ale (£7)
7th London Garage (support from Todd and Lords, doors 8pm, £8 advance)