Holy Moly has this morning posted the following, somewhat bizarre news story...
Muse's performance at the V Festival in Chelmsford on Saturday was slightly less impressive than it might have been, due to Health and Safety officers refusing them permission to land a UFO on stage at the climax of their show. Quite right too. If they hadn't filled in form IS1915 (b) relating to the impromptu introduction of fake flying saucers to an overblown stage show then they have to face the consequences.
And real UFOs are only allowed to land in front of bemused rednecks or alcoholics, meaning that no one will believe the story anyway.
Read the full story here.
DiScuss: Real or Onion? Were they great? We hear they were amazing.