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Busted rhymes: DMX banged up again

Rapper DMX - real name Earl Simmons - is again in trouble with the law stateside, after a warrant was released for his arrest for not having a valid driving license.

DMX was picked up by police in Miami yesterday morning, and was taken to the city's Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Institute. Last we heard he's behind bars, still, with $500 bail not yet paid.

Once upon a time the same man pretended to an FBI agent after crashing a barrier at an airport. Fun times.

the man is a fruit loop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpyVGF6aihk

It's Dark and Hell is Hot is still bangin' though.

FIGHT THESE TEARS

quality headline

top work.

as good as the body of text

"the same man pretended to an FBI agent after crashing a barrier at an airport."

what does this mean?

"Where ma dawgs at?"

Rotting in your back garden, sir.

Great Pun

in the headline. Kudos.

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