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Urgent times at DiS – we just received this resounding denial from The Krak, regarding widespread rumours of a possible romance in the budding.
DiS doesn’t want to lower its reserved voice and add to the clamour. So…
Would like to have this posted on drowned in sound if poss?
Statement From Rooster Management, London.
Following numerous stories in the world's media this week about a
relationship between Kelly Osbourne and my client Ben Sheldrick from
The Krak, Rooster Management wish to make the following statement:
We have been inundated with enquiries about Ben and Kelly and would
like to thank those of you who have spoken to us about Ben and The
Krak for your interest. However, whilst it is our job to manage The
Krak and their careers, their personal life is their own. Therefore no one
from Rooster Management will be talking to the media about this
subject at this time.
They aren’t talking. Stop hassling punx. Have a good weekend.
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What. The. Fuck.
this is bollocks
i have seen ben krak this week with a girl who is clearly his girlfriend in the hawley and it aint kelly osbourne!!!
she is a muppet anyway...her dad was great but she is a terrible pop star.
^^^ Yeah whatever Ben ^^^
You don't fool us, we all know you're a chubby chaser!
that was funny
i know i shouldn't laugh at that but i am doing....
chubby chaser!!
ha ha
please can I borrow that?
...
"Do you really think I would go out with someone in a band called The Krak...?"
Didn't she go out with someone named Burt McKraken?
That's almost the same thing.
not to all aspiring bands
if you want to get your bands name in all the redtops for dating a celebrity, DON'T pick Smelly Obsourne.
note to me
learn to spell
they say love
is blind!! tee hee
Shes a wretched fat cunt.
Hope she goes away soon.
..
amazed this 'gag' hasn't been done before, so here goes:
The Krak? The Cack more like!!!
Who the fuck are they anyway??!
I thought it was jack who liked krak?
or was it Crack
I forget...
The Krak
They are so moorish


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