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The Horrors dismiss 'boyband' rumours

Noiseniks of some refine the Horrors have swatted away rumours that they are a manufactured band.

The kohl-eyed quintet laughed off the chat, dismissing it as “absolute rubbish”.

“That’s not true at all,” bassist Tomethy Furse told DiS when asked if they’d drafted in outside help to write Strange House; this year's debut.

“If they did they did a rubbish job. That’s absolute rubbish.”

Naughty mouths have also suggested that the band were helped onto the front page of a famous music journal by bundles of dirty cashcash.

“There’s also stuff on the grapevine that we paid the NME £10k to be on the cover. Rumours that we're just meant to be a boy band and are manufactured. It’s just common sense that that isn’t the case.”

Bizarrely, perhaps, guitarist Joshua Third (nee Von Grimm) also disclosed that the band were once accused of wanky musical beginnings:

“A person came up to me and said a very reliable source had said we used to be a jazz funk band! And that we just thought we could make a lot of money doing this. It basically doesn’t work on just any idea. Unfortunately.”

Look out for the full interview with the Horrors as the next instalment in DrownedinSound.com’s DiSband series; due to run tomorrow.


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i bet

some of its true

yeeah

cos they have a really commercial sound dont they?

Are you joking?

They're pretty much PERFECT for the major record-buying audience. They appeal to children, and most 'indieeeeeee' people are children.

bullshit

the rumours stem from their image, which clearly is a concious thing. it depends how you define indie, the average enemy/fratellis listening, NME reading 'indie type person' would not like the horrors music, nor the way they dress.

real? fake?

No, just Bobbins.

With a capital B.

As much as I may not wish to stand up for them,

what you just said it's absolute bollocks. And I think you're well aware of it.

* is.

Duh.

people who align jazz funk with the word "wanky":

first against the wall when the doucheocracy rolls into town

there was a rumour

that klaxons got songwriters in for their record.
if they did, they didn't do a very good job.

Why be ashamed of being in a jazz funk band

Jazz funk is awesome
At least it wasnt a ska band (*see The Bravery)

i used

to be in a band with josh (von grimm)... it wasn't jazz

They over use their organ

but they do have a unique sound and it isn't mainstream now.... is it... think it threw, manufactured bands are way more geared to the mainstream then these guys.

barely got into the top 40

so if they are manufactured i dont see why they havent been forgotten yet

is there...

LOL etc.

.

"Bring back ugly bands with iffy songs only deluded test-print-vinyl collecting fan boys can love!" Screamed the sniffy child. "How can we be elitest about bands my little sister likes and my Dad sings along to while he drives to work?"

I like the organ.

Reminds me of Coachwhips!

I'll go you one better than just align them

and suggest they're actually synonyms

Good looking???

Have you no eyes, boy?!

i really like the album.

doh!

The only thing I am pessimistic about is the whole NME cover thing, but a boyband? Shaddapayaface.

Ha

This is brilliantly true I reckon, well the £10K NME thing I can believe!

Surely

most people know that nearly every band pays a lot of money to get their songs played on radio stations or to appear on covers of magazines? They may not have paid 10k but their record label will have paid something at least for the nme cover...

I wonder

How the NME's books balanced that week. Obviously 10k is about a third of the week's takings in it's current state, but then how much would they have lost by putting such a wank band on the cover without any gratuitous shots of them drinking beer backstage on the inside?

this is utter bollocks

radio stations pay bands and their publishers to play their songs, not the other way around.

If they really are 'manufatured',

then a lot of people are getting/have been fired. They're really not a commercial success on anything like a level expected of boyband businesses.

They're just an unusual indie band with a very defined look and style. Do you honestly think Chris Cunningham would have come out of music vid retirement to do 'Sheena is a Parasite' if they were corporates?

I haven't bothered getting their album but I have a couple of EPs from before. Fun stuff. Might pick up the album later, actually, seeing as it's Halloween and I'm not feeling it yet.

Ditto

Saw a live video of them playing in America on Youtube, awesome performance - really need to catch them live. It was the image that threw me off (a bit too conscious) and I still don't really dig it but I guess it's part of their performance.

you're dead to me

who on earth

are The Horrors?

why do people dislike them so?

like they are nice looking and stuff but who actaully cares. and i love their clothes but id rather go see them or spazz to their music.
and also i remember when they first first first played and stuff and it all happened pretty quickly for them etc etc but they are clearly not manufactured, if they were there would be playings of them on xfm or radio 1 or something horridd and also their album would have adverts during hollyoaks or something.
all the 'indie' kids at college would love them, and a fair few do since its seevic but people really over react with them.

gah! thats like an essay...sorry

borrrrring...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

Yes...

to a certain degree they get paid royalties if they sign up with the right agencies and so on.
But also, you think all those tracks Jo Whiley etc play are chosen by the dj? They're told what to play by a producer, and the tracks from artists on the biggest labels with the most amount of cash to give to the station will be played more times.
It works the same in shops too, the music piped out is played a certain amount of times a day depending on how much the label has paid to have them on the playlist.

yeah

I agree - Bob James is the shiznit

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