You couldn't make it up: Kate Nash signs with Fiction

...an in-joke she's taking as far as possible. her acoustic stuff is gorgeous and i want to marry her voice.

Its bad to have a bad uncle

HER WORST SONG! her acoustic stuff is soulless, boring, meandering, mediocre, teenage SHITE. I know SO many 16 year olds who write exactly the same songs, but they're not friends with lily allen (although my girlfriend is, went to her 11th birthday party and EVERYTHING, im well connected). I cant understand why anyones giving her the time of day. A plain voice, sub-standard songwriting, and shes charisma free.
i cant fucking stand her.

Not sure that counts for anything, mind. But she is. Or was a few months ago anyroad.

Anyway some of her acoustic stuff is really nice - like "The Nicest Thing" and "Birds" too in a way. I think my over-use of the word nice probably sums up my feelings on her.

I don't think she's remarkable - and amongst the scene of people she was playing with a few months back I think there are people who are more interesting song-wise but she's got some quite good songs. I'm not too keen on "Caroline's a Victim" but her other stuffis better.

Is actually alright though.

Word up the Harrow Massive.

KILLA! KILLA!

Her first single kind of makes me regret championing her quite as much as I did.

If you guys release something as bad for your first single, I'm going to disown you.

just today we have agreed to re-record Forever On The Edge backed with two brand new tracks for our debut single. Won't say who it's for in case something goes horribly wrong and it doesn't happen, but its a really cool and enthusiastic indie label, and it will be out in July.

but i decide. And Kate Nash is good. Take note.

Hell yes!

checked myspace.

WHAT THE FUCK. SERIOUSLY??

i feel the music.

is a joke
trash

Never heard her before.

She's retarded.

an old man to a small child

Caroline Is A Victim is superb.

This song is catchy. Like scabies.

spot on.

So you've never heard her before?