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Arctic Monkeys - they're a band - have announced a secret but-not-really show for tomorrow night, at Middlesbrough's Town Hall.
Tickets for the show will be available for collection, for the price of £19.50 each (!), from the venue's box office from midday tomorrow. There's a maximum of two per person. All tickets must be bought in person, i.e. there will be no telephone sales.
Blah blah blah more information is available blah blah blah 01642 729 729 blah blah blah £19.50's a bit much innit?
You can buy a massive Indian takeaway for that much.