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Quote of the year contender: The Game slags off Becks

Brap-happy rap star The Game has strangely chosen to lash out at LA-bound footballer David Beckham.

It remains unclear just why the rapper, real-name Jayceon Taylor, has brought this beef with the former England captain. It is, however, pretty damn funny.

"I'd kick David Beckham's ass on any given day," claimed The Game, probably with a fair amount of accuracy.

"I'd just pick the ball up and kick the shit out of the stadium, game over."

Sorry, what? You'd kick the shit out of the stadium? You sure about that The Game? It's made out of metal, you pissing gashcanister.

Or is Dave the shit? DiScuss.

Superb...

just superb.

what

a gimp

I doubt it'd help

but I'd stand side by side with Dave for this fight if required. I can bring a cricket bat and helmet.

Thats brilliant

everyone who pisses me off this week

is henceforth being called a pissing gashcanister.

The Game falls victim

to the age-old mistake of confusing a male human being with a particularly large sporting complex. Its easily done.

coming up after the break

50 Cent vs Old Trafford

The Game

is also trying to sue WWE wrestler Tripple H, who also reffers to himself as 'The Game' (and has been doing so for longer than the rapper's career). Not content with merely using the court system, the rapper has also challenged the wrestler to an actual fight.

In other wrestling/hip hop/litigation news, the wrestler Dimond Dallas Page is trying to sue Jay Z because Jay Z posed for a photo doing DDPs trademark 'hand gesture' or something.

can we have

The Game (Triple H) vs The Game (Rap-knob vs The Games (Celebrity Atletics & Kirsty Gallagher) on the card as well please?

it's cos

The Game is an LA Galaxy fan

This is like

a brainstorming session for a series to be shown on Bravo..

after 9 sweaty hours in the meeting room: "I know, how about mediocre rappers versus various stadiums from around the world? Ricky Hatton vs. Bramall Lane? Vinnie Jones vs. Selhurst Park? Caprice vs. Flushing Meadows"

hahahah

it would be presented by Flea and called Stadium Arcadium. or When Buildings Go Bad 6 if it was on ITV..

lol

that's fucking amazing.

I have a very funny mental image of The Game snatching the ball from David Beckham's feet, kicking it about 10 foot in the air then running over to the dugout and kicking a chair.

Quote of the year contender #2:

"It's made out of metal, you pissing gashcanister."

Good work, sir. :-D

Sign him up!

I can already see the West Ham board drawing up a transfer bid for The Game.
Sounds more like a Bolton player though

that is genius.

Seriously.

pick the ball up and kick out of the stadium

..mind you, it highlights the fact that most Americans have no idea whatsoever as to the rules in football - sorry I mean 'soccer'

I've no idea if Beckham can even throw a punch.

But it'd be great to see the game nick his ball - only for Beckham to throw a mental and attack him with wild feral screams and a lot of studs-in-the-groin action.

hopefully a career built on macho bullshit posturing would die there and then.

'Soccer' is of English origin!

Bamos told me so!

...

he sounds like a clever chap doesn't he, this "The Game".

What a twat.

And "soccer" ...

... was once used by Kipling in a letter. Doesn't get more English than that.

I thank you.

damnn

i thought it was the game slags off beck. woulda been much more fun. it'd need to be a damn insightful thing to make fun of beck, for he is one of the coolest dudes in town.
i should really attempt to read dis headlines more closely

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