Elton: "Just a fat man in a tracksuit," says Kasabian's Serge
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Kasabian's Serge Pizzorno has come out fighting in Oasis' corner after mainman Noely G was attacked by Elton John.
Commenting to The Sun following Elton's comments that Noel was “an absolute twat who looks like Parker from Thunderbirds”, Serge asserted that:
“Elton’s just a fat man in a tracksuit. Whereas anything that comes out of Noel’s mouth is absolute genius.
“Noel is the last man you want to start with. He’s so quick he can destroy anyone. Elton needs to watch out.”
Yeah! Watch out Elton! Or Noel will come round to your mansion and beat yo' ass! He might even attack you in a London park.
Elton has also this morning been announced on the bill for a Princess Diana memorial concert to take place at Wembley Stadium next summer. 'Cause obviously there's a chance we'd have forgotten her by then.
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i wish serge
would just crawl up noels arse and die.
Go Serge!!
Why does there need to be a Diana memorial concert? Move on people
at their leicester gig
last week at demontfort hall, kasabian singer tom dedicated a song to the baby squad, the right wing section of leicester city hooligans.
i find this more insulting then anything emitted from the mouth of elton john.
Serge makes me laugh
but not in a good way
moron!
hm
hmmm....imagine jake shears and serge at school in a playground....everyhing my hero does is amazing. your heros rubbish'
'no mines better'
'no mine' etc
Everything that comes out of Noel's mouth is genius eh?
Two words... Magic + Pie.
really?!
what a complete prick.
i was gradually re-warming to them as local boys done good (i still hate their music but was trying to tone down the loathing to make it seem less like a was jealous idiot), but that makes him a massive prick.
bf
"“Elton’s just a fat man in a tracksuit. Whereas anything that comes out of Noel’s mouth is absolute genius."
Whereas anything that comes out of Serge's mouth is Noel's cock
what
an irresponsible, naive cocksucker!
or
possibly just comes out of Noel's cock ;->
The same Baby Squad
who we saw Sheffield Wednesday run all over your town a week last Saturday?
bah dom........
we wont discuss that.....heh.
more amusing was in the aftershow party. someone challenged tom as to why he dedicated a song to the baby squad, to which he baulked. `i'm no fucking fascist` threw a punch and had the guy who asked the question thrown out of the party by the bands security......it was like something straight out of spinal tap.
They're
an embarrassent to your city Mr Black. Kasabian that is...
this is true.
however, listened to that sorted records cd yet? that isnt an embarrasment by any means. (apologies dom, i didnt really get to speak to you much the other week, I should come up to notts and have a beer without tiernan getting you too drunk)........
Yeah.
Its fantastic. Some really good stuff on it.
just seen this
http://www.drownedinsound.com/release/view/8997
ace. nice one dom.
I guess that won't get reported in NME
...because they're "so hot right now". They love that stuff when it's someone they want any excuse to have a go at (like, say, Justin Hawkins) but when you're "in", it doesn't serve their "interests".
Prove us wrong, NME. Mind you, I won't be reading it to verify.
The way most of us cope
is by reminding ourselves that they're technically from Countesthorpe.
First of all:
Noel Gallagher is actually one of the wittiest, quickest and generally best rockstars around at the moment when it comes to slagging people off.
Serge is also pretty good. Also, since Kasabian's follow-up album was so good, he has a right to slag people off.
Next, Elton John is a fat twat. So both Noel and Serge are right.
Its true.
I'll let you dislike their music, but I won't let you deny Noel Gallagher is hilarious.
On Jack White last year when he started dressing up like a tit:
"Zorro on doughnuts. He's not in the club any more."
Noel is Great
Kasabian make derivative "lad rock" for people who beat up their girlfriends on a friday night.
Err...
not really my old neighbours used to play that first album to death and he sounded like he was slapping her around through the walls. Nasty business.
follow up album good?
I thought I was listening to a piss-poor primals album
kasabian are shite
i watched them live and they were shite. really.
I can't possibly take sides
I just can't. Surely we'd be better off if they just killed each other in a flurry of toupes and shit facial hair.
Actually, Serge is a tosser
and elton is a 'fat man in a tracksuit', but only an idiot would need to point that out.
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