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Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

disnews by DiS News [Edit this content] ▾ 37 comments 13:48 September 20th, 2005
Coldplay
Oasis are shortlisted for a whopping five nominations at this year's Q Awards. They've made their way into the running for the Best Track, Best Live Act, Best Album, Best Video and Best Act In The World Today gongs.

Coldplay (pictured because Oasis are simply too ugly) have picked up four nominations, while the couldn't-be-more-different-if-they-tried trio of James Blunt, Green Day and U2 have three each.

One-time DiS Records outift Kaiser Chiefs are nominated for Best New Act and Best Album.

To vote, and to see the complete list of nominees as you go through the voting process (click Jem and you fuckin' die), head here. The award ceremony itself takes place on October 10th at The Grosvenor House Hotel in London.

Coldplay Oasis Kaiser Chiefs James Blunt

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

Reading stories like this just makes you want to be run over by a lorry carrying a bulk load of next month's Uncut
prole-art-threat | 20 Sep '05, 14:08 | X | Reply

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I think I would actually vote Jem over U2 or James Blunt.

I think a kitten just died.
Parsefone @prole-art-threat | 20 Sep '05, 14:23 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

dont know why i voted. i feel unclean. uninspiring pap, the lot of it.
carrotrope | 20 Sep '05, 14:34 | X | Reply

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Are you saying that you just "killed a kitten" over Jem? She is quite a pretty lady, its just a strange admission on DiS.
JezCC @Parsefone | 20 Sep '05, 14:38 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

It's extremely sad that any human being in the country thinks that Don't Believe the Truth is one of the best five albums of the year.
Browno | 20 Sep '05, 14:49 | X | Reply

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That's exactly how I felt Carrotrope!

i bailed twice and tried to skip a category. when they wouldn't let me do that, i stuck a pin, hoping that the following category would actually mean something. What a fucking travesty of a poll.

Best act on the planet!!!!!
COLDPLAY
OASIS
GREEN DAY
MUSE
U2

this magazine is for oldies who desperately need to be reassured that they're not losing it. fuck me!!!!

I bet the annual CBeebies shindig would be more thought provoking
Jane-O @carrotrope | 20 Sep '05, 15:01 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

This actually made me die a little inside.


ow.
pretty_vacant | 20 Sep '05, 15:16 | X | Reply

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I haven't killed any kittens directly. It's the Tinkerbell effect, y'know? Every time you vote for U2, several indie labels go under. Every time you listen to Jem's sub-Dido aural wallpaper, several small furry animals snuff it.
Parsefone @JezCC | 20 Sep '05, 15:17 | X | Reply

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What I meant was that on a lot of internet message board "killing a kitten" is a euphemism for wanking. Stemming from the age old Domo-Kun picture with the caption"every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten"

and seeing as Jem makes songs about giving head and is more than normally good looking....

M'eh
JezCC @Parsefone | 20 Sep '05, 15:35 | X | Reply

Re: Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

"and seeing as Jem makes songs about giving head and is more than normally good looking.... "


She does?
(And she is, as much as her music OFFENDS my FACE.)
Mike_Diver @JezCC | 20 Sep '05, 15:37 | X | Reply

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yes she does I was reading about it in Q.

Dirty bitch
JezCC @Mike_Diver | 20 Sep '05, 15:56 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

The nominations for almost fucking everything are:

Oasis
U2
Coldplay
James CUNT
Green Day

How shit. Its like... the awards for the Geography teachers and 'cool' dads... horrible.
wrightylew | 20 Sep '05, 16:08 | X | Reply

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Hah, it's so obvious when the lyrics are on screen like that, but somehow, I'd never cottoned on to that when hearing the track.
The dirty minx.
JustJay @JezCC | 20 Sep '05, 16:22 | X | Reply

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Why did you let my kitten die ?
lyle @Parsefone | 20 Sep '05, 16:22 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

i just fouled myself
tugger | 20 Sep '05, 17:26 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

How can Kaiser Chiefs continue to get nominated for best album. Employment has to be one of the most disappointing albums of the year. First the Mercurys start bummin it and now Q?! iTS REALLY SHIT. It pisses me rite off.




Coldplay for best live act
rich_theman_hughes | 20 Sep '05, 19:49 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

Didn't Q give the Kaisers record 3/5?


mmm?
Charlatans.

And no, Im not referring to Tim Burgess...
GarethD | 21 Sep '05, 10:48 | X | Reply

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i think he meant to say "this magazine is for oldies who HAVE lost it!"
erniebiff @JDTraynor | 21 Sep '05, 13:56 | X | Reply

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Yeah, cos getting showered in beer and being carolled by yobbos really makes a gig for me...
piptasia @Endless_nearly_nameless | 21 Sep '05, 14:39 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

Talking of old artists who have lost any relevence what the hell is madonna doing in that itunes ad on this page?

I'm scared.

Nice airbrushing though.
lucybaps | 21 Sep '05, 15:18 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

poOasis
Upoo
pooplay
James poo
Green poo

sorry just felt like that
jerobe | 22 Sep '05, 12:39 | X | Reply

Q nominations: Oasis storm the shortlists

Why does anyone writing posts on DiS noticeboard care about Q magazine nominations?






Oasis should win though.
rek1984 | 23 Sep '05, 15:35 | X | Reply

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