Take That (pictured) picked up a Q Idol Award at the magazine's annual awards bash yesterday, only be be called "bollocks" by fellow winners Arctic Monkeys. Ooooh, someone wash those boys' mouths out!
The Monkeys took home trophies in the Best Album and People's Choice categories. Their singer, Alex Turner, said of the reformed boyband:
"I'm not old enough to know a lot [about] them, but even I know that Take That were bollocks."
Noel Gallagher of Oasis - who won in the vategory of Best Act In The World Today - commented that a member of Take That had asked where his brother Liam was.
"One of Take That just said to me outside, 'Is your kid here?' and I went 'You'd have known about it if he was, mate'."
Whatever could he mean!? Noel later remarked that Liam was at the zoo, attracting the monkeys' attentions. The full list of winners is below.
Best New Act - Corinne Bailey Rae
Best Track - 'Crazy' by Gnarls Barkley
Best Video - 'When You Were Young' by The Killers
Inspiration Award - A-ha
Outstanding Contribution to Music - Smokey Robinson
Groundbreaker Award - Primal Scream
Icon Award - Jeff Lynne
Idol Award - Take That
Outstanding Performance - Faithless
Innovation in Sound - U2's The Edge
Classic Songwriter - Noel Gallagher
Lifetime Achievement Award - Peter Gabriel
Merit Award - Manic Street Preachers
Classic Song - 'Karma Chameleon'
Best Live Act - Muse
Best Album - Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys
The People's Choice Award - Arctic Monkeys
Best Act In The World Today - Oasis
Legend Award - The Who
The Q Award of Awards - U2