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Q Awards: Take That "bollocks" Idols, while Liam's at the zoo...

Take That (pictured) picked up a Q Idol Award at the magazine's annual awards bash yesterday, only be be called "bollocks" by fellow winners Arctic Monkeys. Ooooh, someone wash those boys' mouths out!

The Monkeys took home trophies in the Best Album and People's Choice categories. Their singer, Alex Turner, said of the reformed boyband:

"I'm not old enough to know a lot [about] them, but even I know that Take That were bollocks."

Noel Gallagher of Oasis - who won in the vategory of Best Act In The World Today - commented that a member of Take That had asked where his brother Liam was.

"One of Take That just said to me outside, 'Is your kid here?' and I went 'You'd have known about it if he was, mate'."

Whatever could he mean!? Noel later remarked that Liam was at the zoo, attracting the monkeys' attentions. The full list of winners is below.

Best New Act - Corinne Bailey Rae
Best Track - 'Crazy' by Gnarls Barkley
Best Video - 'When You Were Young' by The Killers
Inspiration Award - A-ha
Outstanding Contribution to Music - Smokey Robinson
Groundbreaker Award - Primal Scream
Icon Award - Jeff Lynne
Idol Award - Take That
Outstanding Performance - Faithless
Innovation in Sound - U2's The Edge
Classic Songwriter - Noel Gallagher
Lifetime Achievement Award - Peter Gabriel
Merit Award - Manic Street Preachers
Classic Song - 'Karma Chameleon'
Best Live Act - Muse
Best Album - Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys
The People's Choice Award - Arctic Monkeys
Best Act In The World Today - Oasis
Legend Award - The Who
The Q Award of Awards - U2

the Arctic Monkeys are my age, no?

I remember Take That

how many awards are there in this thing

i mean - really meaningless 'nothing' awards

'Award of Awards'??
Icon AND Idol award?
Inspiration award?
Groundbreaker award?
Legend award?
Merit award?
Innovation in Sound? THE EDGE?

so this awards ceremony is basically just to give EVERY SINGLE BAND they and their readers like an award of some form or another, even if they havent actually done anything of note for decades?

ooh italic font

what the fuck

does 'award of awards' mean? don't U2 have enough awards already?

Take That

were good.

So they can all shut up.

vategory

typo of the day!

keep it

(vague category)

zzz

Q Awards - bollocks
Arctic Monkeys - bollocks

Fucking Q

All dicks the lot of them !

ohh and Alex Turners comment has made me feel really old and I'm only 26!

im only 22

and it made me worry too

Inspiration Award

Goes to A-Ha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know what

I'm to say, I'll say it anyway.

He's either lying

or just being a mardy cock.

Either way, Take That shit on almost every other pop band ever. I like the Monkeys, but DON'T FUCKING PUSH IT, TURNER, or there'll be claret.

"attracting the monkeys' attentions."

thass cuz he fookin looks like one dont he

and yeah i remember take that very clearly and i'm only 10 months older than alex

i'm struggling

to think of a great Take That song - maybe my memory's rubbish, or maybe they don't shit on everyone else (which is, in itself, a horrible image).

jealous much

lol

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