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Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

DiS’ favourite bedtime read, The Book of British Hit Singles & Albums, published by the boffins at Guinness World Records, today release their annual list of the Top 100 Most Successful Acts of all Time today. The list is organised by a combined total of weeks on the UK singles and albums charts, and we have The King insurmountable at the top, while gnarly old Cliff has edged away from the The Beatles. Tragedy!

Robbie Williams has edged into the top fifty, cos YOU LOT keep buying his records (even if it is for Mum and Dad), while U2 look set to soon overhaul the great dame David Bowie in the top 10.

But Dire Straits in the top 15? Really? Blimey. Oasis tuck in at no.28 while the Stereophonics and Red Hot Chili Peppers enter the top 100…

Here’s run down of the top 25 for you with other ‘notables’ highlighted…

1. ELVIS PRESLEY 2,463
2. CLIFF RICHARD 1,972
3. THE BEATLES 1,749
4. QUEEN 1,725
5. MADONNA 1,653
6. ELTON JOHN 1,615
7. THE SHADOWS 1,578
8. MICHAEL JACKSON 1,477
9. DAVID BOWIE 1,459
10. U2 1,402
11. ROD STEWART 1,381
12. FRANK SINATRA 1,332
13. DIANA ROSS 1,303
14. DIRE STRAITS 1,255
15. SIMON AND GARFUNKEL 1,201
16. THE ROLLING STONES 1,173
17. ABBA 1,137
18. FLEETWOOD MAC 1,103
19. PHIL COLLINS 1,062
20. PAUL McCARTNEY 983
21. PINK FLOYD 966
22. UB40 955
23. MEAT LOAF 941
24. TOM JONES 915
25. STATUS QUO 890

27. THE BEACH BOYS 845
28. OASIS 836
32. R.E.M. 761
33. BOB DYLAN 755
35. PRINCE 748
47. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 670
50. BON JOVI 660
53. DURAN DURAN 648
58. THE PET SHOP BOYS 596
59. ROY ORBISON 593
64. THE POLICE 558
66. JOHN LENNON 544
74. GUNS N’ ROSES 525
75. BLONDIE 523
79. LED ZEPPELIN 497
83. THE WHO 480
84. THE STEREOPHONICS 477
91. THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS 455
92. BLUR 454
96. KATE BUSH 449

We chose a picture of REM to go here. Because we like them

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

Does anyone know what number At The Drive-In are?

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

as if the phonics are more succesful than Blur...

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

i think this shows the public can't be trusted to buy good records .. i think its about time we appoint a taste enforcer

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

the figures don't lie...

UB40 are officially more than FOUR TIMES BETTER than Blur...

it's a shame, but we'll just have to accept it...

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

is it just me or does that top 100 only go to 96 ?

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

Is it just me, or is there like, not actually ANYWHERE NEAR a 100 artists in that list?

it's almost as if the story said "Here’s run down of the top 25 for you with other ‘notables’ highlighted… "

tsk

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

isn't it funny that, however unwittingly, the ones who place themselves as the most liberal thinking are the ones who encourage autoritarian thinking

it's that Hitler thing where you believe what you're doing is right

anyway

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

Where are the Beastie Boys?

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

hopefully the crazy frog will be in there soon.

"ring-ding-ding-ding.....!!!!"

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

i thought by the headline that ol dirty bastard was going to be number one. how disappointed am i now....

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists li

does anyone care?
i think they spent about 3 weeks in the top forty.

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists li

I think you'll find the post will be named "Taste Czar".

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

i have absolutely no idea who the shadows are. erk.

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

Cliff Richard's band, innit.

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

UB40 are possibly the worst band that has EVER existed.

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

And a wonderful image choice it was! I like REM, too!

I did not expect to see UB40 even mentioned, though. Not that I dislike their music, I just didn't think... Top 100?

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

I honestly find Cliff Richard to be one of the most loathsome people on this planet.

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Did you lose your sense of humour somewhere?

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You see even back then we should have realised Ben Elton was a secret Tory.

Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

Dire Straits are probably at No. 15 thanks to the ridiculous numbers of 'Brothers in Arms' that sold.

It seems somewhat strange to combine singles and album sales for some reason...

Re: Old Bastards duel it out in top 100 artists list

he's 28 or 29. Halfway through the tour we'll suddenly stop mentioning Coldplay. THey'll be dead to us.

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