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I hate you*
if i said mom out loud i'd sound american.
i hate everyone.
it's just easier that way.
my arse isn't that big :'(
you're a liar!
to be more like my hero.
give them some slack, maan!!
stop killing my buzz, dude!
you're just a jive turkey.
more variety and cheaper. plus, who has turkey curry? or a turkey kebab?
AND LET'S ALL HUG AT TRUCK. COS WE'RE SO CHUMMY. MM-MM-MM. CHUM CHUM CHUM.
you got some beef, you lose some teef.
i'm vegetarian. therefore all my teef are intact.
i wish i was a vegetarian.
mad enough to get all macho.
to see if you pass out on your face again.
i can tell you that it'll be a certainty.
after about two litres of wine, half a litre of baileys, five pints of cider and black and god knows how much weed.
i think the jackson five finished me off.
it was a heroic effort.
than when i passed out on my face (and probably snored) next to the girl i had been telling people i liked all weekend.
she was mightily impressed.
did you SEE my face in the morning? i looked like i'd had a stroke and THEN got pissed and THEN slept on my face.
not one of my prettiest moments.
is to top this at Truck.
I suggest throwing up in her tent.
and on stage during her favourite band.
and then on her face.
i actually know someone who threw up in the tent of some guy she fancied. he wasn't impressed.
i guess it's what i'm doing wrong at the moment.
what a damp squib that turned out to be.
i think there was enough jaunty dancematting and cosy minutemenning with cider to make up for it though.
i will campaign for dance mats. maybe even two machines. linked together.
it was almost vertical and it felt like i was going at sixty miles per hour.
never again :|
unfortunately photobucket is being a spacker at the moment.
this bodes well for my time in the US and any attempts i make to chat up girls there..
make no mistaked
I might quote that on my cv.
I would want any potential employers to think you were stupid.
how can i possibly think of a come back to that?
You really should be able to spot when someone is being ironic by now you know.
Sorry did i miss off the emoticon?
Is that better?
are we still on for that walk round the gardens next week?
You can push the Pramette if you like?
i wanted to though. one of my friends bought the DVD but watched it once and gave it away because it was just that bad.
sounds better, I think
making sexual advances towards me?
Now come over here big boy.
maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no. If you were bobbygeorge on the other hand ...
a pint of cider.
Think you can manage sasqatch?
that I've never fought a sasqatch.