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I'm not wearing this:
it's so cool
it wouldn't fit you ever if you stole it.
i'm surprised anybody makes clothes for anyone that small anyway!!
There are small people about. They're called children.
i wish i could wear kids clothes. theya re so cheap.
how much midrfit do you reckon i could get away with showing?
Midriff is the new bumbag.
i bet that'll be popular...
a hat made out of a badger.
your hair already looks like one.
i love your hair. I want to stroke it.
Can I not even tempt you with cider?
for enough cider
Tell me you did not just type that!
i used ibm via voice. GOLD.
lord knows who you'll be playing touch with at Truck after ginquila!
So do I.
'remake' T-shirt in a shop around the corner
It's a skinny fit, long-sleeved, horizontal-red-and-white-striped top that the designer has embellished by stitching on a really cool image of Spiderman that they've cut out of the front of a kids' t-shirt
It looks ace
It's still in the shop thus I'm not wearing it
animal collective t-shirt!
As I'm saving it for next week! ;o)
I'm saving it for a rainy day.
that was awful Tom
opinion on comedy more than yours so I'm quite pleased with it actually.
Wow, Bob. We're like clothes twins.
I'm also not wearing the boxer shorts that got a slight rip in the undercarriage the other day, resulting in and extremely painful testicle incident that I don't want to talk about.
The Great Testicle Incident of 2004?
There was nearly an ambulance involved.
The Scary Scrotum Moment of 1999?
Seriously. I hate genital incidents. If you break a leg or something, you can scream out in agony.
But if you scream in pain at a testicle in the wrong place at the wrong time then you get funny looks and strange quizzical glances.
Trying to look nonchalant as tears stream down your face is quite difficult.
encased in a pouch of cotton wool. I find it reduces the risk of incident by 67%.
from the outside.
that you have a serious case of mould.
sorry. It's quite dirty now so it needs to go in the wash really...
where the Cotton-wool Pouch TM comes in handy.
I can post the instructions if you want?
That's my view.
this. Although i wish i was.
clothes that aren't a dressing gown.
It's hot, okay?
not wearing any clothes that aren't a dressing gown.
Also i'm not wearing this jumper http://static.flickr.com/43/88773807_701d075e3b_o.jpg
yes, good thing you do. I'm slightly concerned...
my golden fleece today, it took me ages to get hold of that.
I'm not wearing trousers that aren't totally worn out in the crotchal region.