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Terribe television. We can only hope that the icecaps melt and it floods the island.
I haven't watched, but 'Bombhead' from Hollyoaks is on it apparently. And he lives right near to my brother. I'm going to laugh it him when I see him.
Whoever came up with the idea of asking Bombhead to go on is a genius.
five minutes last night. One woman walked in, started crying about the fact her bed was near a door, then ran off, and when I flicked past last on she was crying again because no one picked her. I hope she dies.
How did I end up typing "last" instead of "again"?
I did. But still, my brain is not working properly.
POTD Jesus. POST OF THE FUCKING DAY.
Fah. Celebs, Island, Reality TV. Yawn. I'm afraid recent statistics suggest the audience of the 21st century needs more. There has to be new, innovative thrills and spills to hold the flagging attention span of the average reality TV addict.
How about the introduction of weapons? Actors take one side of the island, porn stars take the other, place the only available food in the middle. Why not pinch a bunch of ideas from another successful TV show based on an island? I'm sure a monster made entirely of smoke, a button that has to be pressed ever 13500 seconds and a crazed and apparently invincible band of natives who kidnap people in the night will enliven procedures. Why not stage the entire nuclear annihilation of the outside world? Circle the island at a distance with big orange lights, send terrifying bursts of radio babble at them and then start drifting dead bodies onto the shore. What a fascinating social experiment, what joy and intellectual succour we will absorb from proceedings.
However, all of these suggestions require a slow and probably harrowing build up, which may once again lose the audience to, say, Big Brother or a brightly coloured light. The best option is to simply release a couple of tigers on the island, and watch the sparks fly.
that this series is just titled Love Island and not Celebrity. Its because the apparant celebrities that they have for the show this year are so Z grade and unrecognisable that they had to take the "Celebrity" out of the title.
I doubt even their families would care if they died awful, grisly deaths. C'mon, TV execs, get it together.
I'm laughing at DiS loads in the past couple of minutes.
When will people/execs realise that filming celebs doing things they aren't good at doesn't make for good TV.
mix this with battle royale and you have a ratings winner.
this year will probably be the death of this kind of shite. I can't imagine Love Island is getting decent viewing figures (and if it is I am moving to Fiji NOW) plus Big Brother sort of peaked too early with Grace and Sezer cunts and now it's just confusing with too waaaay much stuff going on.
the island is in north korean water
getting celebrities to have sex.
I think Charlie Brooker said they should have just called it "celebrity fuck hut".