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Big deal, I've been doing that for years. I'm not even touching this keyboard right now.
And 5 minutes ago, I gave a Chinese woman the best orgasm she's ever had.
And I made her husband and children watch.
'left paralysed from the neck down and confined to a wheelchair after a knife attack in 2001'
has just made me ridiculously sad.
I wonder if he deserved it.
the first thing that sprung to mind was "I know Kung Fu"...