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"No Wai! Weezer suck balls anyway"
"Babylon 5 is shit" - for a Spaced twist.
"and the doctor says i have an extremely weak ribcage and heart"
"you can't find xfm becuase i am an analogue radio, now stop tweaking the dials"
this answer actually make me laugh
a stinking COOT"
Siete merda e sapete che siete! State andando a casa in un'ambulanza!
but don't worry, I have a plan..."
This is of course based around an assumption that Zidane had just told Materazzi that he was about to see "The Empire Strikes Back" for the first time.
I'd like to think this is the kind of conversation footballers have during World Cup finals.
(I actually mean that in reference to what I wrote above but it COULD be what Zidane said after to Materazzi)
Italy shirts Zinedine? They are so soft on the skin, especially on the head"
these are brilliant...
"Do you play Tekken?"
Now come and give me a kiss you sex-mad penis-addict."
Do your impression of a bull in a china shop!"
Materazzi: "Zinedine, you dropped something..."
Zidane: "Where?" [THUNK]
Sei un grande forchetta
You smell of bread.
Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct;
Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said
"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"
"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"
As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera
Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"
"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to, f*** you old man f*** you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f*****"
Zidane carries on jogging away
"you are only good enough for Rangers now" .......... It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
You almost had me.
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
before you go go
"and I still say your description of today's classless society is trite and misconceived"
for Zidane to reveal everything...
Your mum shagged your sister?
But he doesn't regret anything...
the bastard !!!
I'm just interested to know what language they were speaking...
i think his actions could be justified then.