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Will it actually be any good? i might go just because the hype has me LOLing.
Absolutely hilarious, yes.
Will it be worth going just to laugh at the whole concept?
cinematic highlight of the year surely.
I couldnt figure out how to directly link to it though.
It's got to be good. It's called SNAKES ON A PLANE for chrissakes. Will it be as amazing as say, Commando or Roadhouse? Who can tell... but it will be good.
I wanna know what kind of snakes. Many small ones or a few giant ones. Either way, I'm down.
it's a lot of small ones.
Also, what would turn a good film into a great one is if someone punched out a snake.
I don't know why it is, but punching out an animal is automatically hi-larious.
punch out a snake? Do you have to grab it by the scruff of the...uhm...body?
It's all about timing. You've got to be fast like lightening. It rears it's head and strikes, but you're there first! BAM! That snake is fucked up! Float like a Lepidopteran, sting like a Hymenopteran, motherfucker!
it's exactly what people want out of a movie. Some snakes. A plane. Samuel L Jackson. Some violence. Lots of swearing. Why is this sort of film only just being made now?
Hand on heart, I would've preferred Arnie. But Sammy L will do, I suppose...
SLJ is more fun though. And, unlike Arnie, has played some film parts that aren't utterly ridiculous. So it is more funny.
I just imagine every other line being..
"There's Mother Fucking SNAKES on the PLANE!!!"
it'll be fun for a second, using the some sort of silly logic to justify your excitement. then, when you realise that "snakes on a plane" isn't LOLorific, you'll regret spending money on it.
That's what illegal Bittorrent downloads are for. If they think I'm going to spend actual money on this piece of shit, they're very sadly mistaken, I'll tell you whut..
it's SNAKES. ON A PLANE. what could be better than that?
I'm expecting action! maybe some LOL bits! just like any other of these films. but this one has SNAKES ON A PLANE.
brilliant, surely as career defining a piece of dialogue as Eziekiel 25.17
it's going to be AWESOME.
The concept is already old it won't become funnier if you watch it for 2 hours.
If you want a LOLorific action film there are so many to choose from.
And now they're aware that they're being mocked on the internet as well so that's gonna skew it slghtly.
it's just a very clever piece of..um.. what do they call it?... viral marketing.
seems to be going quite well. these action movies are always a bit tongue in cheek. and this one will probably be even more so.
if you love tongue-in-cheek action movies.
which i do.
A little bit.
But I don't think it can ever live up to that fake poster.
"we've got motherfuckin' snakes!!!!!!"
they've known this from the start. they've actually reshot bits of the film based on some of the internet parodies that have sprung up..
captain ahab is on the soundtrack! AWESOME.