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do you not get heartburn from apples?
I do and it breaks me heart, and others too.
funch
instead of crunch?
?
http://www.apple.com/braeburn/
?
have a banana instead.
should have eaten a
PC
this will succeed where 'I just ate an apple' fails
merely because it contains criticism, and now we can all be elitist about apple types and stuff.
Actually
its I've Just Had a Yoghurt. - God that's like getting an important album title wrong on a crucial first date - what a mid morning snack faux pas that was!
bad referencing
is worse than no referencing at all, in some circles. that's what irvine welsh says.
^^ good reference
granny smiths are quite acidic
too much so for my taste. according to my mum, they ruined my sister's teeth.
Stick to organic Royal Galas
They rarely disappoint.
royal gala is really tame
I like the way braeburns tend to be quite crunchy, but also sweet. where as royal gala is a bit sickly and soft.
The best apple is a pink lady!
FACKT!
are you a weird?
it's obvs golden delicious.
golden delicious
is the chav of the apple world.
You got that the wrong way round
actually they're both wrong.
Golden Delicious is a kid's apple.
whats your favourite apple?
isnt that a KIDS apple?
Royal Gala is an adult's apple
Kids' apples are: Golden Delicious and Granny Smith.
lolol
i get this ^^
i am so great
Y'know what really pisses me off
The Braeburns that my local sainsbury's sell come from New Zealand!
We* grow them in Kent!!!
*When I say we, I mean some farmers, probably.
this is a truth
however, Sainsbury's only ever put them in packs of four and try and charge me £2.79 for the privilege.
Utter, utter cunts.
all wrapped up in clingfilm and shit too?
grr it's really wasteful as well. supermarkets should be more responsible about packaging.
2.35 for five Royal Galas
It is a load of arse! It was 1.99 last week.
I hate it when I'm let down by an apple.
what was it in particular that left you feeling disappointed? was it all mushy and dry? those are the ones I hate.
those are superminging
also it should be cold, maybe not quite fridge cold, but certainly not warm.
Stick to Oranges
they even feature in Billy Liar. But do apples? Do they buggery.
Ai'm going to have an AWringe! AI'm going to have an AWringe!
you and your bleeding oranges.
yes!
great scene!
let's quote that film all day!
still haven't seen the film
i would like to.
It's worse with Oranges
When they've been freeze-dried in transfer, and the little segments inside the segments (technical term) go all hard and dry. Mmmmm, disgustolicious.
I don't mind warm apples
warm bananas, though, that's a completely different story, bleeuurgh!
Apples should be firm, crunchy and ever so juicy
bananas are versatile things though
and I don't mean that in a rude way - they make ace desserts
I tried bananas inmy porridge t'other day
it didn't quite work
I've just been sick on your behalf after that revelation
gah!
eurgh! you;ve made my behalf all dirty now
A MAN COULD LOOOOSE HIMSELF IN LONDON
yes sorry about your behalf there -I 'heart' porridge and bananas but mixing them together is asking for trouble with irreversable consqeuences.
apple
are bad !
rotten to the core
eh?
Should have had it with
some custard.
CUSTARD!
indeed it was
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
you werent even around at the time, you're not allowed to bump this!
OH NO, DiS WILL EXPLODE
it's nice to see a time
when Prole made sense though.
wahey!
Apple threads are the highlight od DiS!
And here it is
I just had the best apple ever. Sweet, juicy and an overtone of, would you believe, aniseed. God bless Waitrose speciality apples.
it's happening again!!!!
your apple thread was better
better theory
Great thread
Oh, Craplin
-=sigh=-
I don't understand the physics of...
when you get an apple that feels like it's going to be really crunchy and satisfying, but then you bite into it and it's crumbly and soggy like what I would imagine rotting flesh to be like - (but less meaty).
Every time that happens, a part of me dies inside. It almost makes me feel as bad as when you go to use your stapler, and it's RUN OUT OF STAPLES.
THAT'S WHAT CHRIS MARTIN SAID
Ctrl + f 'jam'
It's hard to imagine a time when this wasn't the default response.