I'm the ever-popular comedian, Man's Daddy. Here's another of my patented batch of ultra-wicked super-funnies.
QUESTION: What happens if a wagon wheel falls of a wall onto your head?
ANSWER: You get "wagon concussed"!!
QUESTION: What did the eskimo use to stop ants getting into his igloo, and crawling on his seals?
ANSWER: Seal-ant (sealant!)!!!!
I also wrote some super-relevant mega-funnies after I watched the launch of a space shuttle the other day.
QUESTION: What did the astronaut say when he first stepped on to the moon?
ANSWER "The moon is excellent!"
QUESTION: Why did the astronaut throw a spoon at his child?
ANSWER: To stop it touching a plug!
QUESTION: What did the big astronaut say to the little astronaut?
ANSWER: Get out of that air vent!