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Yeah. In the MediaGuardian 'office hours' pull-out, next to the picture of a Starbucks frappuccino.
tell 'em crabby sent you.
hahaha sorry well done.
Guardian sales are going to rise by at least 7 copies today.
the guardian will run a "Sales up by 0l.004% - and win an award" column brag next monday then.
Do I get a mention?
but raz does.
...unless it's, like, hidden in another wurd...
you corporate whore.
"...and still think of incredibly cringeworthy 'romantic' text messages to send my girlfriend"
AND ME, YOU FUCK.
or any other coffee chain.
that caramel coffee shit is THE shit
and loved it so much I was sucking earnestly on the straw on it when I got to the Doctors
shake its head at you, muttering, "think of all the calories."
But it had sold out! You must have a lot of fans...
ace. No photo? I'm disappointed.
is in the cup.
will be the one held aloft by this year's fantasy league winners?
like wot they have in them gurls magazines
The doctor did say I was calorific actually. I wept like a sad robot.
that looks like a straw?
stripes? go faster?
...that's the only bit I actually read properly.
4/10 for Toni?
'Needs more conditioner. 4/10'
needs MORE conditioner? i think not.
100% sure what conditioner is and what it does.
How about 'Needs to use one of those cool machine things that old ladies use to get a perm in the hairdressers and look a bit like rocket ships from the 1930's. 4/10'
Alright. Email me you bastard.
Now, back to hairdressers. Why do women pay over Â£40 when men only pay a fiver?
"just cut it. half an inch off? yes. all over."
i don't believe for a second that you don't know what conditioner does.
I assume it 'conditions'. But I don't really know what that is. Makes it shiny?
your childlike innocence is so becoming of a hulkish brute such as yourself
acts as a lubricant during shower sex
Slip it inside and she'll feel it expand.
i don't have any foamburst. just this:
i don't think it would be wise.
I couldn't see it. Must have missed it got caught up in the love island feature.
in the 'office hours' section.
bottom of p.3 of 'office hours'.
That explains it I was looking in the main bit. Doh! I'll have another look.
Pretty good, it gave me an interesting insight into your lifestyle:)