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please dont say u, ya know, ironed her clothes, omg no!
i feel sick
i had intense anal sex with her if that's what you mean...
btw, my nan looks like big bird, so u were having sex with this.
please try and not laugh
oh that last one is uber gay...
get sheep shear sheep knit?
makes up for any bad one you could have possibly come up with.
that was incredible!