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I can... drink shots quicker than you can pour them... What can YOU do?
I taught myself to put lipgloss on with my boobs :D
i am from Luton.
I am from essex!
Are you going to be wrestling?
I have not been to luton, no. I WIN!
it's just i've made sexual advances at both of you.
And i know some of the finer details about mouldycherryx's body hair.
so don't even think about it.
But i informed her i was "jungley".
very, very disturbing.
try a little harder, soldier.
therefore, i am a HARD BASTARD. in theory. yes.
i think we scared her off :'(
I got bored. LOSER!
nah, she's further down the thread
...did you spill my pint?
with Luton? I've never been there, nor am I likely to go there...
the most depressing place on earth besides harlow.
I'm irish, I can use alcohol in some way....
on messageboards all day long and not get bored.
At least I got a laugh
Next DiS night.
BLINK FIGHT NIGHT
burp a tune. Not very ladylike, I know
what's your best tune?
*sifts through change purse for you to start busking...
really do the national anthem very well, I need to practice more hehe. Drink shots quicker than poured, yikes. That deserves a clap too, Ms Rosalita :oD
jeex-get over yourself :P
'a forest' by the Cure.
and they did a 15 minute rendition of A FOREST... that bass line.. ARGH!!!!!!! PS - was never a goth.. just into all musica.
moi aussi. Such a coincidence ;o)
but it takes a true anorexic-magician to make it reappear *abandon cake*
Spoil my pride why don't you.
Jasmine can't, so at least we have one up on her.
Its hard to explain, but i can scratch my back in a really odd way.
the magic circle together or something.
(For 'magic' read 'battenburg'.)
(For 'circle' read 'supply'.)
(For 'join' read 'eat'.)
on a victoria sponge!
I really want battenburg now.
to kill threads....! Not a great power though =(
that doesn't always work...
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i have been reading other stuff. I just came back and I have 2 proposals, how lovely :)
i'd give my left arm for a date with Molly Ringwald in 1985!
where is luton? is it in london? and where is essex? (geography lessons were a long time ago people) whoever is nearest can have me!
luton is about 30 miles north of london.
essex is the county east of london all the way to the sea.
that makes me closer.
I WIN AT LIFE!
ooooooh eeeeeeeh ooooooh!
i actually hate to think what kind of state the town would be in without the airport.
I thought it was Londoney :P
How much u gonna spend on my ring 'trip?
I'm only an hour away by train!
in Southampton too, so you get the sensual Craig David-style accent.
on the fact that I sound NOTHING like Craaaaaaaaaaaaig David, my accent (rather like a bands music) was influenced by, the ridiculous language of my 'crew' at school, The Bizzle! and reading Jane Austen.
Also some one said I was 'husky' the other day ;)
You are though. Must be the smoke.
'cept a lil bit of that nice green stuff. You are a poobag Thommo.
Hang on, you smoke bogeys?
also, am I Husky really tho? In a good way?
in a raaaaaaawwwwwrrrrr way.
and a vomit bucket for me.
and she was meant to be our lover!
Im a hobag, (well for ladys in flowers (yum!) and boys with big............................................................................buses behind them)
I'll be everyones lover, thats what im about, love, innit :)
called London Luton Airport but it's not actually in london.
if you promise to do the lipstick trick on demand, i'm sure i could rustle up.. i dunno, sixty quid?
i did not impress.
back to listening to Her Space Holiday for me...
I wouldn't accept anything less than Â£78923748929472492747-274-1
it's the winning.
then maybe i am wrong...
but i'm holding the camera so...
oops typo...your clock?
Am i a clown?
ps - was listening to my mixed cd last night - it's ACE!!! Love it - proper critique to follow. x
its my main party trick
*ABANDON oh forget it.
someone link the photo
I can still do it
and I cant do it, it really hurts my mouth, oww, thanks alot u guys!
on my knuckles
but I did it
it does look freaky
foot in your mouth??
we were talking about reference forms and stuff... I said "but what if your parents are dead?"
forgetting of course that his dad had died a couple of weeks ago.
though I don't consider it a 'party trick' as such
that is unfortunate
I am so impressed. sooo impressed. realy..
(by the first one, too :))
IN TWIN PEAKS THEN.
an entire crowd part just by dancing.
put my legs behind my head...yoga stylee
but my whole table! (Okay it only happened once, but im still very proud :P)
You can't drink a table.
if you had a big enough blender...
and regularly do
dentist must love you...
i can make cake disappear.