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say something funny, someone
Especially as he's a Sennen fan.
Again? You seem to have some kind of slightly worrying burgeoning obsession going on...
my repertoire is some what limited.
what? i find it pretty amusing.
They are well comfy. I'll post a photo later if you like.
or i'll post a photo of my DM-mangled ankles.
dear god marco, say there were no socks involved
i was sockless. I may look like an overweight frump most of the time, but i'm not fucking stupid.
you can get paid for anything these days.
my Thread Killer Alarm was going off like a bitch.
An Essex girl and her boyfriend are driving home one night and they have a minor car accident. There's a lot of blood and the girl faints.
When she comes round she sees that her boyfriend has escaped and she is stuck, so she would need to be cut out of the car. She also notices that the ambulance has arrived.
The paramedic leans in and shouts to the girl, "What's your name?"
"Shanice" she says.
"And where you bleeding from, love?" asks the paramedic.
The girl stares at the paramedic in slightly angered bewilderment and replies, "Romford."
which isn't surprising, given that I live in ESSEX
i won't bother next time then.
just saying... you tend to hear them round these parts
that wasn't about cocks or summat.
What did the horse say to the barman?
heard it. from you.... the horse's mouth, one might say :D
the horse just says NEEEEEEEEEIGH.
What else would it say? Horses can't talk. Except Mr Ed. And it wasn't Mr Ed. i would have said if it was Mr Ed.
Pfft. Some people.
Why was the Australian entertainer sent to prison?
He was done for Rolf Harrassment.
where's The Man's Daddy when you need him?
It could be burglars.
i love ya,
you're onlyyyy a daaaaay aaaaaawaaaay.
...that's the internet for you.
i was pleased with that one.